The comment section is just fucking awful now.

Pictured: What Sarah Palin Thinks Her Orgasms Look Like

A Schiano man would've collapsed in Seattle.

I remember when we did that photoshop contest of him.

"Fuck the Browns."

You'd totally never see shit like this happening at a Cardinals game. I mean, that fucking city doesn't even have a basketball team.

Slump buster.

This is really sad. After all, the best memories in life are the little things.

$99 is actually a really good deal for a Rob Gronkowski-related trip to the Women's Clinic.

where the hell are psycho Dodgers fans when you need them.

Nah, I doubt that St. Louis would sign him. Their fans would never stand for a player who doesn't play the game the right way.

Raysism: [cums]

Mike, you seem like a nice guy. But let me explain how things work around here.

After having the steak, Rick quoted Bob as saying that his column was "well done".

Thanksgiving at the Reilly house is going to be awkward on so many levels this year

Ken Tarr called me a short while later and asked what he would have to do to get a job at Deadspin.

To be perfectly honest, even if you give your kid a reasonable name, chances are I will still hate your baby.

Worker: [collapses]

FYI: It is 2013.

Walt Jr. suffered a Traumatic Brain Injury playing football in S1 - Ep 2: Hike. That's why he's all crutched up.