So THAT'S what karma looks like

The home run was measured at 395 feet, 3.5 inches.

New Orleans Saints Injury Report:

How far can you punt a football? Asking for a friend. (He's an NFL GM.)
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(He's laughing.)
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(He's calling all his GM buddies.)
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(They're laughing.)
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(They're still laughing.)
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(They're watching tapes of you punting a football and puking from laughing.)
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(They're deciding which one is gonna call you and pretend to…

Q: What's black and white and read all over?

YOUR A PUNTER YOU HAVE NOE JOB

u said it typicall butthurt vikqueen IMO

Lamar Odom is married to Khloe Kardashian.

Intriguingly, over the same period, NBCSN ratings were actually up by ERR #DIV/0

Its unfortunate that the jury won't get to see any of this because of the best evidence rule (it's not the best evidence; eyewitness testimonials or actual non-digital photograph would be better)

YAHOO

PITCHFORK

YELP

Well, I'm so glad that we finally figured out that Raysism's real name is Zachary.

It's a weww respected cowwege.

[watches video titled "Half-Naked Boy Plays With Cock"]

He was immediately whistled for a shooting fowl.

+1

What he said in 2010, unedited, and can be found here - http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2010/writers/p…

To be fair, Tebow might be the better option anyways. Based on his stats it's obvious that he's spent his career getting away with murder.