those officers obviously haven't heard of a little thing called the 2nd amendment.

he can't even throw a good dance party.

You don't want to be messing around with a girl from the Dirty, Sanchez.

At least he's letting them age more before sampling.

"Catherine Zeta-Jones."

Poor kid. He'll have nightmares about this for the rest of his life!

Anyone else fucking sick of GEICO's viral marketing?

Mark Ruffalo needs a fucking haircut.

Boston media helicopters following a white Bronco: 1.

I don't know what's more surprising - that Jane looks that good downstairs or that Tarzan is black.

Well, it'll still work for Tony Parker, regardless of who wins tonight.