OMG FUUUUUCK YEW! I am sitting in a hospital room with my dad who is currently suffering from some sort of hospital delirium and this made me laugh so hard I choked, which alarmed his nurses because they thought HE choked, and sent an army of silent-shoed ladies our way!
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“Westchester had a major impact on my life,” Eric says. “I went to school in the city”
I really like John Goodman, Laurie Metcalf, Wanda Sykes, et al, but fuck them for trying to pretend they didn’t know Roseanne Barr is a racist piece of shit. I’m glad they lost their jobs and fuck the idea of “The Connor Family” or whatever other bullshit people are suggesting. I’ll be happy to see the have other…
please do it
Get a load of this: Cohen’s financial records from the Treasury database were leaked by an official who became concerned that other, much more alarming reports appeared to have been wiped from the records.
This right here is why I found her whiney quote to Vogue such bullshit.
I had a hysterectomy due to fibroids (they thought they might be cancerous because they were so big and weird looking). The multiple doctors I consulted told me that hysterectomy was the best option because my uterus would likely be too thin to safely allow for pregnancy if they just removed the ‘broids. I’ve never…
Yes, lets announce the time and place a high level government official is landing. What could go wrong?
The original #MeToo
Exactly. I was a kid too but old enough to know what happened and to understand the jokes - but not the political and cultural implications. The fact that she didn’t get plastic surgery and go hide in a foreign country is amazing.
Take away credentials?
I was a kid at the time so my knowledge and perspective on the situation was limited, but looking back and knowing what it’s like to be that young, we were really terrible to her.
Monica Lewinsky deserves a huge apology from the world. I cannot imagine what she endured and to continue to face fallout (even as simple as being excluded from an event) is infuriating.
those quotation marks are being best.
This is literally me. My friends call me the google bitch. It’s a fucking art form. You what to know that random unmarked building’s history? Need to locate a vintage game you don’t know the name of? Need to fact check? That’s what I’m for.
You say that but Jesus Fucking Christ the number of times people at my old office came to me to ask me to look something up on Google because they couldn’t find it search after search, and I would find the information in 0.29 seconds... An astonishing number of people are really bad at asking the right questions.…
Hey, don’t knock good research skills!
“If you’re 50 years old or younger, give every book about 50 pages before you decide to commit yourself to reading it, or give it up. If you’re over 50, which is when time gets shorter, subtract your age from 100 - the result is the number of pages you should read before deciding whether or not to quit. If you’re 100…