Ladylazarus
Lady Lazarus
Ladylazarus

Okay, well, A, I'd thank you to drop the baseless and offensive assumptions about my life and circumstances. You don't know me. Use all the empty economic jargon you like, but my bank statement disagrees.

I don't think a lot of brands add sugar to milk, but that milk is essentially just fat and sugar. Take out the fat, and each serving has a higher percentage of sugar. (But try telling that to those people that want their non fat sugar free vanilla lattes BARISTAPROBLEMS)

im hooked on presidents butter. salted. it's amazing!

Kerry Gold is everything. I'll occasionally substitute olive or sesame oil depending on the dish, but I firmly maintain people who use margarine, fat-free sprays and other fake butter substitutes are dangerous lunatics.

I fucking love butter!

Butter is just better. I cook almost exclusively with Kerry Irish gold butter. It's the full fat business for reals.

"Edit: Oh forgot the funny part of that story. "

How nice to Danny123456789 to raise your son to believe his desire to 'play' as other races is his right and he should disregard the racial issues that other people face. To a white child of course his skin color (is claimed to be) less important, because to many white people their skin color is 'normal' and others

When it comes to race issues, Europeans (apart from the Brits perhaps) will not catch up to the whole "black face is wrong" thing for a long time, if ever at all. If we sit down and explain to a "normal" person on the street that race isn't a costume and that PoCs might find dressing up in a caricature offensive, a

I wish I had a quarter for every time a European person insisted to me that Europeans aren't racist right before saying something extremely racist.

What I can't understand about this law is what religious freedoms is it protecting. Find me a religious text that says something along the lines of "thou shall not serve gay people". Because unless the act of providing a service goes directly against something you believe to be religiously true, I don't understand

I wish I had so much free time in my life that I could worry and fret and take time to try and PASS LAWS over something that doesn't affect me in any way whatsoever.

I first read this as "Kanye Wants to Make It Legal to Deny Services to Same-Sex Couples", which just made me go "Ugh, Kanye. Will you ever shut up?!"

Fun fact: Liberal, Kansas, has a semi-pro baseball team called the Liberal Bee Jays.

" Just because they didn't have today's technology doesn't mean they weren't doing exactly the same thing."

Haha jokes, on them, I always use my computer in a dark room, where I don't even show up on camera.

"Personal Brand" is related to, but not the same thing as "reputation." A PB is something that is actively promoted and publicized, sometimes seemingly over the substance of what the person has to offer. A reputation is discovered.

What I don't get is these quotes from people who say that seeing women with hair on their bodies makes them want to throw up. I mean, I get personal aesthetic preference. But, really? It reminds me of adult males who presumably have had (or want to have) sex with women but get grossed out walking through the tampon

Why are the women serving the drinks and making the dinner in feminist heaven? In my feminist heaven, I want fucking Jerry Falwell to do that shit. Just so Judith and I can say, Hush, Jerry. The grown-ups are talking now. Now make us another round of Manhattans.