That was awesome.

I guess I'm the only one who's been criticized at Sephora (I have mild blemishes and look like a teenager even though I'm 22 so people always feel they have the right to point out how gross I look and how "girls my age" aka pubescent girls can have great success with Clarisonic brushes. My favorite time in Sephora was…

That was a thing I didn't know. Thank you for writing about it!

That whole "fading" idea seems to be pretty prevalent. It's very strange. I guess I'm boring and, like everyone else who's replied to you, would rather have companionship than something exciting. But nothing sounds as wonderful as having someone who can join you in doing nothing.

I did too. It just goes by who you interact with the most, not by things you like or anything. Kind of ridiculous because you already know who you talk to the most on Facebook.

They did that on Degrassi once and it looked like a weird mix between fun and mortifying.

Yeah seriously. Also Nancy Meyers is on there twice (I didn't even know who she was).

My favorite was the one when the girl didn't get the right color Escalade or whatever, so she had a meltdown. And then her dad took her to a BMW (or something) dealership for her SECOND car.

Nail polish is something that you can change up a lot and it's a lot less expensive than buying new outfits. Lipstick doesn't have the same capability because not as many colors are available. Pretty much nobody is going to run around with green lipstick. But you can wear whatever bold stuff you want on your fingers!

I think it might be a generational thing (I don't know how old you are, obviously). It seems like Millenials are scarred by middle school and can then go on to mostly enjoy high school, whereas Gen X was traumatized by high school. I don't know about the Internet kids (no idea what they're called - Gen Z?) but I…

Thank you for this. It made me feel less alone. What is the director website that you liked?

I think that's the case even more right now because of finances. They don't want to take "risks" and making something even slightly new is too great of a risk. I've heard that advice before too. I guess if one were to not follow it, the development meeting might go as follows: she pitches a fantastic story with a…

Oh that's good. My mother is also pro-choice and pro-gay marriage but isn't particularly vocal about it, unfortunately. She's definitely gotten a lot crazier since she got Sirius in the car.

I know this is not the answer to your question, but my good friend and trusted fashion advisor told me to steer clear of their jeans. Apparently they don't hold up well (stretch-wise and cloth strength-wise) and you can do much better elsewhere for the price. I don't really know what "elsewhere" is, I am sorry to say.

Ugh story of my life. Every time I get into my mom's car or turn the tv on, it's turned to one of those stations. Something on our tv got messed up and she couldn't change the channel from E! (my bad). So I thought about maybe not helping so she wouldn't be able to watch Fox anymore.

This restores my faith in humanity.

Welllllll a lady does not saw through meat like an animal. She must gently draw the knife towards herself as though tickling the tenderloin/tender loin. It's like foreplay for dessert.

I asked Siri for Amour showtimes and she had no idea what I was talking about.

I was raised in Christian Science and I got out of it as soon as I could. It has some positives, particularly in comparison to evangelical Christianity, but a lot of it is so strange. Luckily my dad is Jewish and he insisted that I be vaccinated. I was the only kid at Christian Science camp who went to the doctor…