I’m sorry, but who among us would not fuck Harrison Ford, especially Han Solo-Harrison Ford? It is for this reason (as well as murder Hitler when he was just a shitty art student, and someone else I won’t mention in case the Feds are watching) I would build a fucking time machine. To fuck Han Solo/Raiders of the Lost…

I miss my Big Boy like crazy. There is no other way to say this: he was totally my family member. He lived to 19and a half and he protected me the entire time.

warning: gaming nerd reference ahead

The house where I grew up was pretty new - way newer than any of the other houses on the block. A typical one-story ranch house that you might see in any stretch of American suburbia. Likewise, all the furniture in the house was pretty par for the course. My room had a little-kid bed, a nightstand, a table and chairs…

This just happened, on the 1st of this month.

“I didn’t even know there were Viking cats,” Harvard Medical School population geneticist Pontus Skoglund told Nature.

These little punks can fuck right off with their imaginary nonsense.

Makes sense, she can’t stay with someone for too long. Otherwise they start asking questions about how she never ages and needs permission to enter people’s homes.

Glad to here that my mum wasn’t the only one. Now she complains that I don’t confide in her anymore. Well it probably has to do with the years of reinforcement that if I don’t want the extended family to know, easily 30+ cousins on my mum’s side, I don’t talk to her about it.

I hope they get Tamal, the fab gay British-Asian trainee anaesthetist from last series, in to present.

Don’t worry, anyone who doesn’t know is clearly in the darkest timeline.

What does it say I know what you’re talking about?

Yaaaaaaaaay!!! Let it be more than two lines pleeeeeeease let it be more than two lines.

I need sufficient screen time for my favorite morning show co-host.

JE REICH,

Nothing about Tom Cruise surprises me. I mean, look what he did to Oprah:

When I was five my Aunt (who is an idiot, we have confirmed this with studies) told my 8 year old sister and myself that “the best gift we could give our husbands is our virginity.” I wasn’t paying attention to the conversation prior to that sentence (my imaginary friend was talking to me) so I don’t know why she said…

Depressed Prince of Bel-Air.

I loved her and Rena Sofer.

If legislators care SO DAMN MUCH about black and brown babies, they could, you know, address the poverty, lack of educational opportunity, lack of parental leave and affordable childcare options, shitty sex ed and access to contraception and reproductive care, and myriad other factors that actually influence into…

I took two years of Egyptian and Near Eastern archaeology in college, but when I hear anything about King Tut, the first thing I think about is Steve Martin.