DIDN’T EVEN GET HIT BY A TRAIN
This article is dumb as hell. Have you ever heard of Anna Wintour? Angelica Huston? No? Well, here are my bangs. Look how sad and childish I am!
Counterpoint Exhibit 1 - I cut my own bangs a few weeks ago, because they cover at least two of my fivehead, and they look goddamned awesome.
“So, your table stopped me and asked what kind of fish they had was because they thought you were lying to them; I told them it was cod and they asked why we didn’t have real fish.”
Fuck it, I don’t want a mouth full of grease/oil. That’s why I blot that bad boy, not because I want to delude myself into beleiving I’m some how saving myself calories.
Well, there goes my “Bundled Red Candles and a Clock” centerpiece idea.
That’s precisely what I saw!
I bet I would initially hate the wine. It would be gross and arrogant tasting, but it would keep bugging me and badgering me and then I would one day open my eyes and see that this wine is great and makes me feel like a queen and has a trust fund that it didn’t want me to know about.
ulta=fun? Ha. Ulta = crappy drug store environment with less testers, less staff to help, and less opportunity to play.
Additionally, maybe he just enjoys playing Jack Sparrow? It’s not like every single role has to be “challenging and out of the box” every single time to be fulfilling. Maybe every now and then he just enjoys getting back to Jack Sparrow for a little while, and if he gets paid a ton of money to do so and makes a lot of…
I haven’t seen this one, but the favorite comment I saw on Facebook included this line:
100% in disagreeance with the black eyeliner over brown. Teenaged me slathered that black eyeliner all up in dat waterline, adult me is a little more subduded and does a touch of brown on the outer corners. The only exception is liquid eyeliner (don’t try to sell me on colored cat eyes).
Just sharing a picture of my dog because I can! You’re welcome.
Sounds like a Final Fantasy monster. It’s attack would be to make really ignorant statements, and then your character rolls their eyes so hard that it causes blind.
I learned to type the correct way, though my bitter typing teacher who barely hid her disdain for us and our substandard typing postures.
Firstly, the Starbucks coffee throwing thing? What the ever loving fuck is that all about? What kind of dickhead throws hot coffee at someone like that? I might be banging on about it, but I’m sitting here trying to comprehend what kind of person would willingly do that to another person...