That scarf has a purpose: it’s the “Elegant silk sash designed by Anne Rothschild”!!! My mom was a L’eggs woman in the 70s/80s. My sister and I would put the plastic egg halves under our shirts and pretend they were boobs. I don't know why I felt the need to tell you that.

Is this the latest from our dear Eric Jonrosh?

Her voice was the most soothing I ever heard. She is so radiant and lovely.

What your response really should have been:

Rowdy Roddy Piper was my favorite wrestler, because he was crazy and a little punk rock.

Dude, you’re doing it wrong. You have to load that shit up! Huge chunks of grilled chicken or fish, slices of hard boiled egg, different kinds of sliced olives, steamed veggies from last night’s dinner, halved grape tomatoes, even avocado, cubed goat cheese. Then fantastic light champagne dressing or something you…

White person here—I *have* to shower every day or I hate myself. I use a scrub puff on my face in the morning, and a mesh jobbie in the shower. Shower gel (fragrance-free) is less irritating to my sensitive skin.

Now I want to make a dish that is red, and somehow both pureed *and* crunchy, to make all their heads explode.

Awesome. Thank you for the insight. <3

I have a question about BPAL - if you don’t live near one of their stores/places they have events, and can only get stuff online, how do you know what to order? I love the sound of everything they have, but they don’t take returns, so I don’t want to order a ton of stuff I won’t even like. How do you decide? :)

For some reason I kept reading “Ferrari Guy” as “Guy Fieri.”

I was reading about this earlier. This is the part that got me:

Pfft. Only amateurs use quarters. Silver dollars all the way. Bonus points if you can hold a couple of rolls under your boobs while doing the Macarana.

See, that was the thing. It was just supposed to be one last job. Just one. Enough to hit that big final score and then retire to sunny beaches where the cute girls brought you fruity drinks with too many umbrellas sticking out of them.

How To Be a Decent Person by Amber Rose didn't test as well with consumers.

To quote “Steel Magnolias”, the dudes playing Danny, Joey, and Uncle Jesse all look like they were carved out of cream cheese.

They’re these midget-like creatures that eat and poop all day. Kinda like cats but cats are way, way cuter. And smarter.

is she presenting? Is it mating season in the Gifford household?

Plus, this is the only Mama