But what if we don't want her?

How do I know you're not lying, Haven't you heard, women always lie especially about sexual interest. /sarcasm

Right? Like what is even the point of that? Oh, right, because women never actually WANT to have sex, we always have to be persuaded to grudgingly release the kraken or whatever. Personally I like to make mine take a MENSA test and then bake a souffle before I take my panties off.

A friend of mine and I are that way, but reversed. If we ever go shopping at the mall with my kiddo together, I'll jump right on, kid in my arms, while my friend stands at the top, reaching out with just the tip of her toe to see if this- nope. I'll get the next one. Nope. Just wait for me at the bottom, I'll be right…

I purchase and encourage Mr Monarch to wear hats, in general, because I like them on him and he likes them. The idea that a hat creates a persona is the weirdest method acting crackadoo thing ever, and if someone calls me "m'lady" I will laugh at their face, but DUDE IT'S JUST A HAT.

I would add that fedora guys are only paying attention to girls they want to fuck. A middle aged broad like me wouldn't even get the door held for me to enter as he was leaving via the same door. It would literally hold him up 1.5 seconds and would be simple (not gender specific) courtesy. That's what I think of…

If it doesn't involve running around the hills naked three nights a month hunting down prey and eating it raw (plus cardio from vampire fighting), then it really does not deserve the name "werewolf diet."

Question: Does this mean that when someone tells me they are on the Werewolf Diet I can Stand My Ground and shoot the stupid right out of them with my trusty silver bullets?

Because if not, then I call shenanigans.

I can't submit myself to this insanity, so I'm just gonna post King Diamond here, instead.

Seriously. This man violated her, he took away control of her body and her decision of what was growing inside it. If you believe in reproductive rights, you believe in both sides, not just the right to abortion, but the right to have children if you want them. Bar none.

You articulated my thoughts perfectly. I was getting enraged by all the comments about the sentence being too long.

Exactly this. Forced abortion disturbs me just as much as forced pregnancy.

"99 Problems and They're all Ecumenical" da Pontiff

She looks like Blanche's Dad from The Golden Girls.

Shooting sperm with a gun insults my pro-life sensibilities. But not having the right to carry a gun to defend myself against rogue sperm insults my pro-NRA sensibilities. I'm at a loss.

Just one time in my life, I want to walk down the street like this.

She is my favorite too, I wish they had paired her with someone stronger. He reminds me of Scott Disick.

I think when women say "I want a man who makes me laugh" they are not thinking about Gilbert Gottfried. I have never met anyone of any gender who finds him funny.

I plan on Snoutjazzling my dog's nose with the first one.