Who wants to meet me at Patrick O'Depression's Neighborhood Despair Hoedown for a drink later?

the "Amazons" of this cinematic DCU will be descendants of those "ancient Kryptonians" who attempted to set up Kryptonian outposts throughout spacedom thousands and thousands of years ago

"If the world burns, so be it. Me and the kid will roast some marshmallows."

My favorite stories are all about love and finding family. And Harry Dresden will (and has) risk everything, up to his life and the woman he loves, to protect the people he sees as family.

Or come sit by me. Not that I'm tiny - I am terribly average in all things - but I don't care if your butt squishes up next to mine and I'll let you share the tray table and I'll hold your laptop when you need to get up to use the bathroom. Flying stresses me out and I find that (gasp!) being nice to others distracts…

Cue quiet fangirl rage at the very thought of Wonder Woman, of Diana of Themyscira, stooping to be involved in something so absurd as a love triangle. (Who loathes WW with Superman? Supernumerary does!)

THIS. You are my reading soul twin.

"Don't leave me here with my own children! What kind of a monster are you?"

Every solstice and equinox, I note on my FB status with a "'Tis the reason for the season." Once or twice I've gotten a follow-up "what do you mean by that?"

For some reason my neighbors always get a bit touchy when I "improve" their nativity scenes by adding horns and a phallus to the baby jesus. I mean come on- I thought giftsmas was a time for community and interactive art and stuff.

I just tweet this at people.

see you, raise you:

Jesus creeping shit… I am going to see nothing but eternally-dancing yellow-checked 1970s pantsuits in my nightmares tonight…

I'm outraged!

Great, thanks, I HAVEN'T SPENT ENOUGH ALREADY.

I just don't get why you would care what other people look like. I get why you might care about your own weight/outward appearance. I even get why you might care about the body type of a potential mate, if certain body types are more attractive to you.

I'm glad it won't autocomplete "preggers" because I fucking hate that word and all the cutesy abbreviated versions of "pregnant." You know how some people get all skeeved out by the word "moist?" Mine is preggers. Prego. Preggie. Baby bump. Fuck all of those terms.

It is happening again.

OR Or... or... just maybe...

Yeah, no.