The Stacy Keibler thing links to a fun Helen Mirren thing on how girls should swear at men.

Comment on behavior instead of appearance - "Oh, look how sleepy the baby is!", or "So alert and interested!", or some other obvious thing that you can say with affection. If the baby's not crying, "What a happy baby!". Otherwise, tininess seems to be the way to go. "Look at those tiny feet," or "What little…

Here's the thing: these men and women who are trying to defund Planned Parenthood and essentially abolish abortion altogether don't care about those women.

Yet another reason to hate A&F. Black is the best color for clothing.

croptops: wear them as long as you rock them.

Biggest boner killer? Not reading. I'm with John Waters on this one. We may like different books/authors (the Boy Heathen and I only share a few favorite books) but not knowing about huge books? Unforgivable. I went out on a date with a guy I thought I really liked. He was GORGEOUS and funny and we liked the same…

I just wish that Melissa McCarthy played the tightly wound, well dressed character, and Sandra Bullock was the slob. Then we might actually be breaking new ground.

I'm sad that the crass, brawny, borderline crazy one is the fat one. That was not an accident.

Well, he looks like one.

GINO'S?! For real? I mean, I'm a native West Virginian, and I...can't exactly think of a local company more profitable off the top of my head, so sure, I suppose.

I carry around a cardboard smile on a stick. It also has been handy in meetings at work or anytime someone asks me why I'm not smiling.

I can't remember where I read this, but the best response to "Smile!" EVER is to prop the corners of your mouth up with your middle fingers. "AM I PURTY NOW!?!"

Can we make it a rule that anyone who uses the phrase "personal responsibility" in a conversation about rape loses the right to talk about rape?

Nope! Cats win! This is the internet, after all.

Very true. I was teaching at a certain university that I shall not name and I had several students who were conversant in English, but certainly not able to fully express themselves. The problem was that the school had not changed their TOEFL requirements when the scoring changed. In the end, they did a disservice to…

I get the same look in my eye when I eat frozen yogurt, but much more gets smeared on my nose than this doggy did.

That's Ralph Ferley, man... not Mr. Roper. C'mon

I...I like those underwear...

I'm sorry, which is supposed to be the "sad" part? So far all I'm getting is an interesting Match.com ad.