OH LINDY COME ON WITH THE ERRORS. Daniel Craig is NOT married to Rachel Weisz, he is married to me! We live together in our house of house of Naked Shirtless Craig, where we act out scenes from James Bond movies or sometimes just scenes from other sexy movies but with him as Han Solo or Ryan Gosling in the Notebook. …

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You've got to go to one of the stores; they're wild! The one here in LA is two stories (as large as our Nordstrom), and has a tearoom, a doll hospital, a stylist, a mini movie theater, and countless other stuff. They also have a showroom for each "historical" doll so you can see her with all her accessories and…

I choose to believe that people like that don't have mothers. They sprung fully formed from a pile of steaming dung.

Don't it make you wonder just a little about how he'd feel about his own daughter, sister, or mother saying that stuff and being threatened like that? Would he be outraged at the undignified, disgusting display, or is he such an extremist fundamentalist for the Holy Cause of Men's Rights that, like all extremist…

Can a singer weigh in on that advice to Ms. Seyfried? I admit, I'm not a watcher of The Voice or American Idol or any of those type of shows, so I really have no basis for comparison, but somehow, "Pretend you have a dick in your throat" just doesn't sound legitimate. It sounds like something Steven Tyler would say.