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I think my company’s “DC” office was originally in that building. That was way before my time, though I’m not sure if it was way back when The Watergate was still a hip or posh address. Now I just know that the area is a pain in the butt when you’re trying to get to The Kennedy Center.

About thirteen years ago, my mom (who does have a history of mental health issues) had an episode of senility. It was really bad, and scarily out of the blue for us (especially since she wasn’t the right age for that sort of thing). Her doctors told us that, because of some other issues with her medications, she had…

At my company we call it “business professional.” It’s different for some departments (the ones who never have client contact, for instance) but for me I tend to wear suits or pencil skirts with blazers. Admittedly, I wear bat earrings and an amethyst ring shaped like a coffin most days. And I do currently have purple…

When Husband got his first iPhone I also had one, so of course I wanted to try that FaceTime thing. I had him dial me, and obviously when I answered I was greeted by his wang. He was highly amused.

Or you know, I can realize that you’ve posted the whole thing for me here... ;)

NO I HAVE NOT! But I need to. It’s not on Netflix but my husband will find it somewhere. Thanks!

I like plain old Jeopardy! If it’s Teacher’s Week, or Celebrity Week, or College Week, or Children’s Week, I skip it and always have. The difference now is that we have the Buzzr channel so instead of South Park reruns or flipping channels, I can turn into a 6 year old and watch old episodes of Press Your Luck!…

This is my favorite tote ever. It is a Disney Dooney, available at Disneystore.com. Whether or not $268 is affordable depends on your definition of affordable, I suppose - for me this was a big splurge.

My favorite TV chef, Pati Jinich, was nominated for 2 Beard awards (and a Daytime Emmy!) this year and she was so exited. It’s too bad she didn’t end up winning, but maybe next time!

Lois and Brenda were the best part of that show for a long time. Along with Miguel. I was distraught when Ricky Martin went off to have a real singing career.

I had that Hugga-Bunch! I got Patootie when they were new and hot, and then two or three years later when they were all on clearance I got that one with the pink hair.

Even my crappy dirtbag of an ex had no problem getting this stuff for me. And he knew exactly what to get, too, unlike my mom.

I have never watched more than 5 minutes of any given episode (usually while surfing the guide for something else) but what I’ve taken away from I have seen is that Michaels is batshit insane and I can’t, for the life of me, figure out why Heidi puts up with her.

In the first photo, I see a large black man wearing steampunk goggles. I think he’s wearing a tux. ...

I know a vegetarian who feeds her cats a raw meat diet she makes for them herself. She’s a vegetarian but she knows cats are obligate carnivores.

It will look good on someone. That someone is not me. Kind of like Dita’s shade, which I was so excited for until it debuted and I realized I could never wear it. Dammit, Caitlyn. I WANTED to buy your lipstick!

The love of my life was an enormous black cat. He was my Baby Boy, spoiled to the core. Wherever I was, he was. He slept in my bed (behind my knees or next to my head on the pillow), had his own personal food bowls in my bedroom, and basically ran the entire household (when I was young and still lived at home, my mom…

I cannot find the original article, but apparently he got loose again after LBF moved back to his parents. I forgot there was a girl chimp named Sonny, too.

This happened in Beckley, WV and is verifyable if you Google hard enough.