I am so glad I don’t live in West Virginia anymore, because of ignorant, intolerant people like this.

I was completely clueless until he said “but you look so sad! All the time!” and it finally clicked.

I have resting sad face. Early in our relationship, my husband thought I was perpetually bummed and constantly asked me “what’s wrong?” I’ve also been the target of “smile! It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown!” bullshit my whole life.

I assumed it was from the heat.

My husband has wanted a coati ever since we saw them in Mexico. He brings it up every now and again, and I have to remind him that just because our wild hare, Baby, made a fantastic pet, she was the exception and not the rule. They are predators with long claws and sharp teeth. They would constantly fight with the…

This reminds me of those patches people wore on their feet to “detox” their bodies. My aunt sold Avon, and of course Avon got in on the trend for a while. We actually had an argument over whether they “pulled” anything out of your body. She was convinced because they changed color that they must be doing something.

THANK YOU! In my mind, Barbie was not an ideal. She was a piece of plastic I dressed up in weird outfits. I never once looked at my dolls and thought “Why don’t I look like this? I am sad.” because no one looks like that.

There was a Danger Mouse episode this effect, I think.

When my husband took me to see it in 2014 in Philly, items from the production were sold after the show to benefit an aids charity. The first thing they announced was a pointe shoe signed by the young lady who sang Christine and the ballet corps. I have a huge obsession with pointe shoes, so my husband was all set to…

Thank you. I’m kind of proud of it. And afraid to hang it. It’s tucked away safely in a closet.

I finally got to see Phantom live in 2014 when my husband got us second row tickets and we drove all the way to Philly for it. It was one of best days of my life. They were doing a sale for charity and he bought me one of the Opera Ghost Notes used in the production, signed by Cooper Grodin.

NO. Just NO.

I admit I dig the makeup. The outfit not so much. But the makeup....

I am not pregnant and will never be. But this is my favorite sandwich. I don’t even attempt to make them myself, though, when LA Madeleine and Cheesetique are so close!

I tried a low carb diet a couple of years ago, and didn’t eat potatoes for about six months. I gave up on it, only to discover that potatoes make me really sick. I miss them. So much.

Nope. That’s some ugly swimwear. Pretty lady. UGLY swimwear.

Probably Labrynth. He was my first celebrity crush as a little girl. I never quite got over it.

I don’t need to see it either. So I don’t stand there and gawk. Scroll past the photo. It’s not hard.

From the time I was a little girl, off and on. I loathe Cena and most of the current storyline in WWE. But Kane will always have my heart.