Yesterday, I learned that I can, indeed, lace my own. That was some liberating stuff, right there.

I never thought the scene was romantic. She's fighting him the whole way up the stairs...I was always confused as a little girl as to why she wasn't really angry the next morning.

I wore a corset yesterday.

I'd rather have her little robe thing she's wearing when Rhett carts her off up the stairs. Or the red slut shame gown. Or the black and white bengaline.

"Don't dress like a mortician: if wearing a black suit, wear something bright"

It's a good thing that my husband and I aren't having children. We fought for two weeks over the kitten's name. I was absolutely not calling her Hanako.

I have leg/foot issues. So we walk at my speed, which is slower than his. But I hear about it. Often.

I never liked the PINK line. I don't own anything from it. But then again, I'm more of a lacy, satiny, silky, velvety kind of girl.

I love the Legend of Sleepy Hollow, and I have enjoyed some of the different versions (I even liked Tim Burton's, because even though Ichabod is a forensic investigator in that version, he retains his bumbling, awkward personality - also, it was dark and gothy).

And thus, a visual representation of why I changed my name to Guinevere. My birth name, which I loathed, was the most popular in every state from 73 through 78! Every third girl I knew growing up had it! So not only did I hate it, it was common and everywhere. I was one of hundreds. And being at the end of the…

I'm from the southern part of the state, near Beckley. I'm sure they were available, but they weren't such a huge thing that they were everywhere. It was never something that was present in my house even though my mother really was "a coal miner's daughter."

Native West Virginian, lived there until I was in my thirties. I have never heard anything referred to as a "slaw dog." I still eat chili and slaw on my hot dogs, but I don't know anyone who's "serious" about cole slaw. Most people I knew bought it already made at the grocery store deli....

I don't think I would have changed my last name, except that my husband's last name is really cool and I wanted it. But it's my name, and he wouldn't have cared if I'd wanted to keep the old one.

I feel better when I'm freshly showered, have done my makeup, and have at least tried to do something to or with my hair. I'm actually 99% sure that no one else thinks I look good with the amount of eye makeup I wear, but I don't care; it's about how it makes ME feel. They can deal with it or not.

I preferred Ryan. I actually sort of hated Tony for some of the stuff he pulled during Helping Hands...

I think she's way prettier than her husband.

My mom had what turned out to be a giant blackhead behind her ear for YEARS. How did she let that happen? When she noticed the bump, she asked her doctor what it was and was told it was "nothing." They offered to cut it out, like a mole (which she is prone to), but said it would be a bother for something that no…

The twerking bear Miley costumes are everywhere. I'm actually very pleased that I didn't know what the hell they were at first.

It's not that I don't want It All. I just have a different definition of It All. Children aren't included in it. I don't have to be a CEO to be happy, either.

I had a college class with a kid named Remington Steele. Brosnan he was NOT.