I've actually seen this done to children.

I HATE pants. I wear skirts 98% of the time. What pants I do have are stretchy material, and even then I get these hideous pouchy looking things when I sit down!

I once asked my dad to look at an insect bite that was really hurting on the back of my knee. I was wearing a long bathrobe over a nightgown at the time, so I turned around and pulled it up. First words out of his mouth were "Your thighs are looking awfully big. Are you overeating? " I was under a LOT of stress…

I have always had disproportionately huge thighs, no matter what my weight (I'm a smallish person, and before I quit smoking I weighed between 98-103 pounds, on average). I have never, ever had a thigh gap.

Ours were litterbox trained, although our hare always preferred the inside of the cage (they were free-range buns, but the food lived inside a giant crate, the door of which was always propped open).

I can't even finish reading this because my husband had rabbits (he still has a hare, actually), and he had no problem getting women into bed. A lot of chicks "dig" bunnies.

We didn't have cable last year. If it didn't happen at a live show in DC, I completely missed it. We have it now, but it isn't going to last. Comcast's service does not agree with our giant plasma TV, so everything looks really bad. Every couple of months they swear to us that they've gone "high def" and that it…

The WWE is doing that this year. A lot of the wrestlers have volunteered to wear pink to the ring, and last Monday night they had a pink ring rope. Husband and I were psyched about it and ready to buy special t-shirts for charity...until we saw they had partnered with Komen. We're not fans.

Miley Cyrus is a twit. I'm sick of hearing about her. If she ever grows up, let me know.

I am shocked that Bettie Page, Stop Staring!, AND Cats Like Us all let me down. I was sure one of the three would have one....

We didn't do an engagement ring. There was no proposal, so what's the point?

The tongue thing is NOT any better when Beiber does it.

This is Little Baby Bunny and Malice Kittington. While Baby is a bit on the overweight side, she looks huge here because Malice was still so tiny. She's actually just your average Minnesota grey hare.

I don't like most of those books (I liked The Hunger Games, depressing as it was; I won't even pick up Fifty Shades). But I also don't like anything by Stephen King. I think he's highly overrated. Judging from the interviews I've read, his ego is also over inflated.

I have food aversions myself, so I try not to judge "picky" eaters. But I have noticed one thing: every adult male I've ever known who only ate "kid food" (Kraft mac and cheese, frozen chicken nuggets, french fries, burgers with only ketchup, etc.) have been really immature. This could just be a coincidence, of…

I wish I had time to work out three times per day. I wouldn't...but it would be nice to have that kind of time.

"Both dresses are ugly."

So my piercings, tats, implants, and occasional glasses-wearing will keep me safe from this overly entitled douchenozzle? Then they were better investments than I thought!

You know what I might have found acceptable?

NO. I do not want to be "taken." Not ever. Not by anyone. This is non negotiable. No means no, and that applies to my husband, as well. Though this is not something he would ever do, because he's not a rapist or a chauvinist.