My husband never wore jewelry of any kind. He claims that our heavy wedding bands are uncomfortable, and his usually lives in the bathroom on the shelf, but he wears it when he goes out (most of the time). The upside to this is that his looks way better than mine, which is worn every day with six other rings.

Shelly had a bout with IBD, after having been misdiagnosed with kidney disease. She will be allowed to eat whatever she pleases, and may get as fat as she wishes. She is 14 this year.

I quit smoking (almost four years ago now!) because my husband-to-be is fatally allergic to nicotine. He's the only reason I quit - I had never, ever considered quitting before. I went cold turkey to keep from making him sick and eventually killing him.

I've never got the appeal of baby smell. But I've never cared for children, either, and never had any desire to have them.

Um...I am not defending the twit who wrote this book when I say this, but....

I have two cats and a rabbit, and all would probably kill me in my sleep.

I'm a woman. I never dreamed of this. Not as a child, not now. I have no desire for children at all, and if I have the urge to "play dress up" I do it. If I want to dress up a doll, I have several.

I don't want a movie with Gina Torres - she might actually be good. And if we do a movie, we'll get maybe three, several years apart, before they decide to "reboot" and start over with terrible actors. It's just cruel.

My friends and I had a good laugh over that one. About how you can never get them to open up in session, and how they just want to sit in your office silently. "It's like they don't want to be helped!"

I work in Ballston, where the worst thing I can remember happening is when that idiot tossed a molotov cocktail into the food court at the mall. All of the Important Government Stuff is on it's way out. So I do not fear for my own immediate safety.

I think it's supposed to be a child's hand grasping an adult's thumb. But it looked like a penis to me, too. I couldn't resist posting it to facebook.

I thought it looked like a hand grasping a penis. I laughed about it for a long time. Then ad blocked it.

I've gotten two awesome ones, but I only got a screen cap of one:

I don't like Mindy Kaling. I didn't like her on The Office,* I don't like her commercials, I don't like watching her in interviews. I don't think she's cute or funny.

So...I'm just some guys artistic work. Good to know.

I showed this to my husband. Apparently the storyline for the upcoming Batman would involve Carrie Kelly's Robin...so in his words "maybe it is proper casting."

I've only watched the first season, and it didn't scare me. There aren't a lot of startle moments, or at least, none I'd consider so. It's insanely creepy though, which was what I liked about it. Your mileage may vary, of course - everyone is different, and different things freak us out.

It looks awesome on her, but I don't think I could pull it off. Though that could probably be said about a lot of things!

I don't think anything can ever make me care about Miley Cyrys (or Courtney Love, for that matter). But I do wish Miley would keep her damned tongue in her damned mouth. Avoiding photos of her these days is difficult, and that crap is grossing me right the hell out.

Age: 19.