I don't think babies are cute. I never have, and at 35 I probably won't start any time soon. So to be fair, baby pictures aren't my thing.

WHY? It's a baby. It doesn't matter who it's parents are - it looks like...other babies. I will never understand this.

I don't care what someone has done to you. You DO NOT hit their defenseless pet. That is the absolute lowest of the low. I am not a violent person but lay hands on one of mine and just see what happens.

Sorry, no. Just another baby. They all look pretty much the same to me. Some just have more hair than others.

I have never met a baby that I thought was cute. They all look blobbish or loafish to me. So I tend to say something along the lines of "Yeah, that's a baby alright!" when faced with the conundrum.

I was BORN with congenitally short tendons, and I get really sick of being told crap like this. NEWSFLASH: My feet look like that when I'm barefoot! My mother did more harm to me trying to force me to walk flat footed than high heels and wedges have ever done or could ever do. All of the horrid pain in my legs and…

I do. What the hell does one have to do with the other....?

I have Perma Frown. I didn't know this was a real thing that could be done...but now that I do, I'm actually interested. Looking sad all the time kind of sucks.

I am so very glad that the university I worked for didn't give in to the student's demands for this. Because the Dean would have probably insisted I go. And I never, ever want that.

No. I don't even think it's cute. I rarely do.

I feel dumber by having looked at that. Silver sequined booty shorts. Really?

I've heard it both ways, but in my experience, it's completely pointless. I have yet to receive a serious job offer; I have gotten messages directing me to bogus websites a time or two.

THE FACE ON THAT KITTEN OMG!

Does that article really call Beiber a King of Pop...?

I am really disappointed in Tiana's dress. It's kind of blah.

This only strengthens my stance that celebrities shouldn't be given clothing lines.

She's another lady who's music I don't particular care for, but think she's so beautiful she can try any look/hair or wear anything, and I'll still think she's gorgeous. For example, that bag, on it's own, is hideous. But in her hand...it's actually kind of cute.

I have never liked her. And honestly nothing she does is going to make me like her.

When I was on steroids for my eczema, my boss thought she'd be funny and stand in the door way because it was "too early for lunch." I told her if she didn't move, I'd eat her. I'm surprised some hungry person hasn't done this to these people...I would. I'm apparently convincing, too, because my boss scurried the…

We used to read the names every Sunday in the paper. Amazing Rain and Koda Bear will always be my favorites. But if someone can name her kid Neveh, why not Messiah? It's certainly not as bad as Koda Bear....