My mom got so many Edible Arrangements after my father died. Like her life was hard enough without being inundated with artfully sculpted cantaloupes.

Man. They can’t even stop people from fucking by offering them $100,000. I hope this show is beamed directly into the heads of anyone who still thinks abstinence-only sex ed makes any sense.

Never interrupt your opponent when they’re busy making a mistake

Fox had a woman wearing pants on air?

Nobody tell the real housewives when the quarantine is over.

I don’t know if I can watch this show. Although it sounds like there are some rich representations of ERA movement leaders, with all of the attacks on abortion rights going on right now and the unlikelihood that the ERA is going to advance any further, a show that even slightly humanizes American history’s biggest…

To me honestly it was that fake ass Doc Antle that is the worst.

That was my thought. When people are willing to risk their lives to vote you out, you’re fucked.

This is so huge. Voter suppression has become an incredibly powerful go-to tactic for the GOP, and it’s amazing to see it fail like this. This is also great news for the November election, since it doesn’t bode well for Trump. Congrats to the citizens of Wisconsin for getting out and voting, even though it was…

She is Risen!

I am neither Southern nor evangelical Christian (I’m a non-practicing Quaker from the Pacific Northwest), but despite all that and the silicone Dolly strikes me as the most genuine, sweet celebrity I have ever seen in action. I bet she smells like lilacs or rosewater, like any grandma of her generation (yes, I’m aware…

To your last paragraph - anyone thinking about sitting out or voting third party because their preferred candidate didn’t get the nod doesn’t worry about any of those issues or causes, because they have more than enough privilege to get through the next 4 years.

You’re ignoring a very important factor that makes this different from 2016.

Joe Biden is a man.

Definitely. As we all know, the GOP makes all their arguments in good faith. No way would they ever accuse a Democrat who is not a socialist, of being one. No way would they ever accuse a non-radical of being a radical. Why, that would require a level of dishonesty that is just unknown to the Grand Ole Party! I can…

who only even became VP (and thus only had the inside track on this nomination) because Obama thought the country was so racist that he needed an old white guy standing by his side to chill everyone out

“Finally getting out” when less than half of the states have had their primaries. Electoral politics are so fucked 

Wisconsin voters would have had to stand in line anyway, there was a right-wing State Supreme Court justice on the ticket. The primary should have been delayed, but if the GOP is refusing, I hope every single dem in the state showed up to get rid of Daniel Kelly.

Yeah, the tantrums have really been something to behold this morning.  I don’t even dislike Bernie!  But Jesus wept, some of these disciples.

Sanders has always been an imperfect messenger for his brand of politics. His personality isn’t really amenable to the kind of deal making you need to be successful in politics at the highest level. At the same time, his uncompromising vision of a more equitable future for all has likely bent, ever so slightly, the…

Ya know, in these trying times I’m not sure I’d be doing a brag on how I burn money just because I can. The house is hideous, but the disparity it points to is obscene. Mr Drake can spend his money however he wishes but the world is experiencing a monumental shift and his fuck-them swank and swagger makes me want to…