Wow. Now I can't unsee my mental image of a woman pooping out a baby. This is gonna be a rough night.

No, it makes you just like me. And I am not horrible. Well, most of the time, anyway. Um, ok, a quarter of the time? Generally speaking?

I didn't realize she had such a presence on TV. I saw her on Gilmore girls, but I've never seen Samantha Who? or Mike and Molly.

Granted, I haven't seen tons of Melissa McCarthy movies. I have Bridesmaids and then stills or trailers from other movies to go by. So maybe other directors or movie executives have given her a little more credit. But I feel like, more often than not, she's made to be the weird fat girl. That's my perception.

Wouldn't it be great, though, to see a pretty girl do all of that? I remember when There's Something About Mary came out and people were all aghast that a woman as attractive as Cameron Diaz could take part in icky humor.

Anyone else ever notice how in movies Melissa McCarthy is always dressed down? No make up, messy hair, ill-fitting clothing, complete with spastic, herky-jerky movements and sort of laughable attitude and world view. Her female costars, who are usually slimmer, are made up and well dressed.

There has been so much discussion of this because we are secretly delighted by it. It just confirms for us what we already believe - that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are batshit. They named their kid North West. Only a crazy person would do that. And it makes us feel good. It makes us feel like everything is…

Now that you mention it, it is kind of surprising Katy Perry didn't even get a mention. Didn't she start out as a Christian singer?

I am a lady, and I detest yogurt, or yoghurt. Whatever. It's gross.

You said Google went all L7 on us, and I thought you meant the band and got all excited. Then I remembered what L7 originally meant. And then I remembered that L7 was my nickname in high school. ::sigh::

I heard about a study once that found that many men lose sexual interest in their wives after actually viewing the birthing process, everything from the episiotomy to the crowning to the occasional accidental poop on the operating table. So I'm with you on the no hubby in the delivery room thing.

I am ashamed to admit that I fear my man leaving me if my body didn't bounce back after pregnancy. That's not a reflection on him, but rather a reflection on how I view myself - my value is tied up in my beauty. And I hate that so much.

To quote the great Rhett Butler, she's like a thief who's not the least bit sorry he stole but terribly sorry he got caught.

I'm a 32-year-old white woman raised in the south, and I'm pretty sure I've never used the n word.

I already went and bought my Lil Bub tank top with the coupon code bubirthday. I am way too excited about this top.

Youth is wasted on the young, so said Oscar Wilde or George Bernard Shaw or some other quippy dude.

Yep. I grew up in Jacksonville.

I went to community college with the guy who plays Ken. We had a humanities class together. I thought he was pretty cute back then. I felt weird when my boyfriend at the time took me to a community production of Romeo and Juliet and I saw Ken Guy was playing Romeo.

One of the things I read over and over on Jezebel is that men need to recognize that they are not entitled to sex and that we need to educate men so as to not spread the sentiments of rape culture. So how do you go about this? You mock guys who say up front in no uncertain terms that all sex must be consensual. They…

You might be surprised by how many men don't think of these kinds of things. An old boyfriend of mine used to think that just because it was the weekend and he didn't have to go to the office and impress anyone for two days that he didn't have to shower or brush his teeth from Friday morning to Monday morning. He…