And what I am saying is I am annoyed that without fail someone on Jezebel is annoyed about the overuse of a slang term originating with black people. The only thing more annoying is when the slang is more than decade old like clap back.

It sure is annoying to have this conversation on Jezebel every time someone “discovers” old slang they are hearing for the first time ad nausea, but for that annoyance to cease you’d have to wait for people to stop co-opting black culture, and well...

is it white people? it’s white people isn’t it.

Tea means gossip, as is in “spill the tea” (tell someone about some gossip), or “sip tea” (listen to gossip or something shady). It is a term that originated with the black gay community long ago, it spread to the black community at large, and then like all nice things becomes ruined when certain people find out about…

So, we all understand why Dev Patel is not the right choice here, right? If the standard is just “attractive brown man” you might as well call Mario Lopez.

My nephew Washing Machine makes weird noises and is clearly unbalanced.

“IS A MAN NOT ENTITLED TO THE SWEAT OF HIS BROW?!”

Would you kindly get the ball rolling on this? I needs my Electro Bolt Plasmid like yesterday.

Somedays I wish that video games weren’t so outlandish. For example, why can’t Bioshock be real. Why can’t we have an asshole with to much time and to much money be able to build an underwater city where all these assholes who hate the government and hate everyone not like them can live in their own little underwater…

“Why doth the peasantry fret so o’er this ‘Black Death’? ” ~Lord Pence, c. 1350 

Not even remotely the same, but thanks for playing.

It’s a shame he can’t read this, either.

I get the feeling that if he were Turian, the other Turians would exile him for being a draft-dodging coward. You know how big they are on duty and service!

Bone spurs?

Yes, that is widespread among pop stars and they all need to work on that. But the way Taylor Swift used the Kanye West animosity to her advantage by leaning into the trope of the angry black man and the white damsel in distress was sickening. Not to mention her co-opting of feminism when it suits her (re: Katy Perry,…

Taylor & Joe look like bored trust-fund siblings whose only source of joy comes from hunting the poor on Purge day.

#notallmillenials. And like avocado toast, not buying lipstick isn’t going to make you immediately able to buy a house. Houses in the city I live in average around half a million dollars, rents are 3x what they were when I moved here 6 years ago, and we’re all going to be dead in 3 years anyways. If buying a lip kit…

Because she is one of the pillars of White Feminism, and no one has time for that nonsense.

“What do we want?”

Maybe stop doing the things that get you sent to solitary.