“Melania Trump simply doesn’t have time to think about hubby’s alleged infidelity.” god i wish that were me.

hi hello sorry i’m a few days late but thank you. holy shit, the comparison to big bang like... yes, big bang carved a path. bts followed it, expanded it, and did it while learning about cultural appropriation and why it’s bad.

god travis really knocked it out of the whole dang park with that one

i CANNOT get over how perfect this description is. like if there was ever any show that made it glaringly obvious what age, race, and gender populate the writers’ room, it’s fucking garbage ass californication.

days late but now i want to take out my aggression on this motherfucker. if my inquisitor doesn’t get to kick him in the head at least once i’ll be so sad.

off-topic and many days late but hey fellow buddy! [tim allen noises]

Haha I live in Vinings. I had no idea there was a Pace family until our management put up info in our elevators about.... uhh... Hardy Pace? Or something. SHRUG. Old white man names.

fucking... paul ryan can go first. he has to set up ryan industries at some point, yeah?

He’s DEFINITELY dumbass, power-hungry Wheatley. So can we just jettison Trump into space?

“YOU PROMISED BUTT STUFF.”

Keep yourself safe, of course. Liberals love to pay lip service as we all know. Regardless of transition, regardless of presentation, even, you earned your title. If an Eagle Scout is a woman, she’s a fucking Eagle Scout!

OMG. I should have known... Obviously you just need Merle to make the Scouts see the way of Pan.

have i ever told you that i love you?

THANK YOU. not that don’t love the entire gaang, but, come on. iroh. also, i imagine i’d tolerate james better if she’d gone by snowqueens iceramen. alas.

hi i’m sorry this could not be more off topic but i love your username so much i almost choked on SOUP when i saw it.

GASP.

Holy FUCK are you me? Self, why are you posting under a different account?

Holy fuck thank you I love this comment.

PFFT are you talking about Angie/formerly sophaldred?

(This is a general response to your whole awesomeness in this thread, not the specific commenting I’m responding to).