Also don't leave your eyes wide open you are happy not excited. When I do both it looks like I am excited about murdering someone.

I live in Winnipeg - and while I have the utmost respect for people who bike to work when it's -35 or colder there is NO WAY I would do that.

Eh. Just do an ad campaign convincing dudes that they won't get blow jobs unless they use a five blade razor to shave their pubes and sales will go up again.

I think delegation is key, and a lot of aspiring professionals have a hard time doing it.

In the interim if you put your tongue on the roof of your mouth it can sometimes reduce the predatorial look some people get by smiling with the mouth partially open and their gums pulled back.

I'm always fascinated to hear from adoptees. My sister gave her baby up for adoption when she was 19—that was almost 25 years ago. I'm three-and-change years older than she is, and at the time I wasn't able to go to the hospital to see the baby (emotionally). My mom visited her and took several photos. She has red…

Naturally!

Well you must be awesome!

" "What percentage is that?"

I think there is a happy medium. You can enjoy life while young while saving for retirement. My dad died suddenly about a year and a half before he was planning to retire, so I refuse to wait until I retire to do things I really want to do because I know that that time might never come. But I balance taking a vacation…

This is fabulously done, Laura. Perfect snark and lovely manners toward the establishment and staff.

Dr . Twinge said she had all this data proving I was narcissist

Done right, this works if you're setting a firebreak to stop a forest fire.

Smother it with you incessant nagging, Mom! I'm going to my room.

If they bring a grease fire, you bring a flame thrower. Let god sort them out.

That aside, I had no idea about salt.

As a game enthusiast, her videos are not without some valid criticisms, but by and large, the commentariat of Kotaku have demonstrated they are NOT the people qualified to deliver it.

As a whole, I agree the gaming/geek/convention culture has a serious Women Problem. So serious it's actually becoming a PR issue. …

Never thought I'd say this about a turtle, but that picture is totally adorable.

I think that's a tough one, because on the one hand, a University education used to mean learning for it's own sake, so yeah, lots of "useless" classes, but stuff that would broaden your horizons, give you different ways to think. That it's turned into some sort of overpriced Corporate Trade School (someone around…

God, you have no idea how badly I needed this today

Anita Sarkeesian just posted her latest video of the "Damsels in Distress" critique about women in games and I just cannot handle Kotaku right now.

I'm a guy, and I started out posting on Kotaku before I moved to Gawker and then, through this awesome feminist gal I…

When I was a kid my parents let me get a turtle.... I was shocked at how that thing could move! Holy crap, he would crane his neck up in the air and straight up run for it! It was crazy. I think the turtle only *pretended* to be slow when the hare was looking... When the hare was off screwing around he was hightailing…