Oh that's awful. I'm pretty lucky in that I work for a small business with only 2 other people, including the owner, so I don't foresee that ever really becoming an issue.

Good luck, it's tons of fun. The guy has to plan the entire wedding. One guy planned the vows underwater. Another did the vows jumping out of a plane. If it was me, the wedding would have been off.

Since you don't "have" to do it (i.e., for a degree/retraining) you can totally make secondary education work for you. Take only classes that totally intrigue you through the university's returning students program, and focus on learning something you've always wanted to.

I need this show. I've been calling a friend's fiancé 'Groombo' and 'Groomhole' because MY GOD. He recently went on a shouting rampage about the ideal crispness of bow ties and it left me in tears.

There's a show in the UK called Don't tell the Bride. You do see hissy fits from the guys. A lot of times it's because they've been boozing up and now realise they have 2 days to get shit done. Oooh boy!

I was the maid of honor in a wedding with a groomzilla. I've never seen anything like it in my entire life. The bride was the most calm, easy breezy bride in the history of brides. The groom was fucking satan incarnate and i would take sending in 45 different measurements for elfin costumes any day over that monster…

I once got de-engaged, and a big part of the reason was my straight groom's groomzillaness. He wanted to put on a big show, whereas I was all like, um, Vegas would be fun wouldn't it? But he wanted to impress his clients (he really didn't have friends). So glad I jumped off that wedding industrial complex conveyer…

Dude, 25 a month? That's crazy cheap. I'm lucky mine only goes up $30-$40 a year.

I also get more out of the social/personal hacks then the tech ones.

Congratulations yourself :)

Can I brag, just a little? I got some good news this week, but it's not the sort you can tell your friends or coworkers. I had a physical the other day, and found out that I have officially crossed the borderline from "obese" (according to the BMI chart) to "overweight". The doctor even said my weight wasn't a…

For example, I am a size 38DD; that may sound to the uninitiated like a "Full" size, but I have that "Average," teardrop shape, so a "Full" 38DD leaves me with excess fabric bagging on the upper part of the breast, but an "Average" cut is just right shape-wise.

I think it depends on how one defines lifehacking. For instance, videos and lists detailing hacks are everywhere and I can see the argument that it can all be a waste of time unless one of those solutions is to a very specific, very big problem in your life.

Jolie! Please tell us about strapless bras!

"Revenge! You crossed me one too many times."

“He fell in love and didn’t seem to be able to get over it,” his mother said. “The girl of his dreams became a nightmare.”

Well, I'm really happy they're doing this, because I went to the clinic because I really thought I wanted at abortion, but it turned out that I just really wanted a pizza.

This reminds me of the time I made a placard that said, "How many children have YOU adopted?" and stood next to the PP protestors here. They don't like it when you ask them that question.


Can we get a bill that requires men seeking viagra prescriptions to watch a 3 hour video about abstinence?

How did you get a copy of my letter?!

Good lawrd. Is the arrow necessary? Are your readers really that fucking dumb?