You're a unique type of moron. You're like the one-in-a-million type of moron who must qualify his innate (and unfortunately, learned) brand of racism by finding information to prove that a person of color deserves to be (a) killed, (b) robbed, or (c) both. Not to mention that this was a person with special needs,…

So, with no context, we know he got busted for possession. For all we know, he was holding an ounce of weed for someone who figured the cops wouldn't hassle the handicapped guy. But, you've decided that is enough to imply he had it coming?

No to mention the mentally handicapped are often pushed into illegal activity by other people, who (more or less correctly) believe that the mentally handicapped person will be both easy to manipulate and will probably not get in much trouble when caught anyway, similar to how children are often drafted into the drug…

Yes if you have a rap sheet that means everything you do from that point forward is illegal and you are no longer capable of being the victim of crime. Strong take from a strong brain.

A lot of black homophobia comes from Christianity. When the slaves were brought to America, their complete cultural identity was taken, including any religion and they were indoctrinated by Christians( who we all know aren't the most tolerant of folks), especially the Lutherans and Baptists. Not condoning, just…

Tactical, from a "we're both being persecuted, you idiot" perspective.

A good friend of mine, a gay man, was called f——t by a black man one day literally out of thin air just walking by, no provocation at all. He turned around and said "well, you're a n——-. How does it feel?" I'll never forget the look on that man's face. He couldn't come up with a response. Would this be considered…

Needs more caps...and words...and exclamation points. I'm also curious about this drug attic you speak of. My realtor didn't even alert me that this is AN OPTION!!!!

Fuck that. Even Howard the Duck crash-landing in Cleveland wouldn't eat that shit.

Actually, it would be really easy. The problem with the dish is really how it's named. It's not a chili, it's just a meat sauce seasoned with eastern Mediterranean spices blends. You could do a high end one really easily - just make a basic ragu (braise some beef with tomato and broth or wine until falls apart),…

They are really going to get upset when they read your upcoming post about how the phrase "Cincinnati skyline chili slander" can be re-arranged to spell "Proctor and Gamble is run by satanists".

No no no. Leave the gun, take the cannoli.

Of course he didn't forbid any future jokes about it. The next week, Madonna concluded her performance of "Bad Girl" by shouting "Fight the real enemy!" and ripping up a picture of Joey Buttafuoco. It killed.

Just a heads up to the commentariat, but kill switches don't actually negate the velocity that the mass has already attained. You need to actually brake the truck.

So, Mr. Smith, before you were stabbed were you wearing a shirt? When the knife pierced your chest did you specifically tell your attacker to stop? When he stabbed you the second time did you bother to say "No" in a firm clear voice? When you walked around being a jerk earlier in the day, weren't you pretty much…

Oh, please, can late-to-the-show girl join the club, too? Because this shit does not flatten no matter what, and I think it looks better when it's curling crazily everywhere, anyway.

I thought "the man" was a general phrase people used when saying fuck you to any societal pressures.

I think they can. I'm Latino and my hair is big and curly, but "the man" (AKA a few irritating white people) always say I should straighten it and that shit pisses me off.

FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME. DOUBLE EYELID SURGERY IS NOT THE ASIAN WOMAN'S WAY OF "AMERICANIZING" HER FACE. JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST.