Nell, honey, why do you keep digging your hole even deeper? What are you trying to accomplish? What is the point of all this??

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actually it was an "EX WIFE" get it right or pay the price

I threw a halloween party on Saturday and my roommate (who runs in a different crowd) invited a bunch of people who showed up as things like "sexy eeyore". I almost threw them out.

There is nothing funny about Adam Levine; he is a serious man engaged in serious pursuits, like throwing seriously sexy Halloween parties.

This is my fear. I am going to my first Halloween party as an adult on Friday and am going to be face-peeling (undead) flapper (Combines aspects of my two favorite show- Walking Dead and Boardwalk Empire). My dress is not short or revealing, but I plan on putting a lot into the scary makeup. I am worried that I will…

Oh please, I said "barely human" not "he's literally not a human being", if you think I'm excusing him I don't really know what to say to you - also, it's made pretty explicit from the beginning that he was evil from birth and did horrific things as a child, something Rowling suggests was due to his conception. If it…

Voldemort is barely human, and can be thought of as a monster - the sort that is clearly fictional and people will never come across. Umbridge is very much human and reminds people of nasty individuals they have actually met, or real evil figures in history. It's far more chilling because it's more plausible, and so…

umbridge was so evil because it was BELIEVABLE. voldemort is so bad as to be inhuman. he's a monster, something in fiction. umbridge? there are umbridges in the world, people so selfish and nasty, manipulative, cruel who enjoy pain. she was realistic. there are people like her. it's sickening.

She's a great character though- I don't think most (real) people who are evil actually believe they're doing evil. I would love to know what good Umbridge thinks she's moving towards and how she got that way.

NOONE CARES ABOUT YOUR BONER. Kidding. I have friends that are boners so it's totally fine.

This is the first time I've ever thought Taylor looked...bangable? I'm not sure how to feel about this. That said, I don't have high hopes that her album will be great, and I say this as a fan of her music. So far the only song that I like is Shake It Off and Style. The other ones I've heard (Out of the Woods, Welcome…

Also used to put meat on the tablet aka feeding your family. So tone down the rhetoric a bit.

I'm with you. If they were in the car— even with the door open— people should avert their eyes and carry on with their day. Having sex in a car is not the most public of settings and used to be considered rather quaint. It may not be the best decorum and may be kind of gross, but other than telling them to move along,…

Then you find out she's incredibly insecure with a thirst for validation from strangers who shower her with what feels like boundless, genuine love so she builds this persona to garner attention to feed her emptiness, hoping secretly to find someone to notice who she really is underneath but in creating this facade,…

HAPPY LIFE DAY!

*Clearly* this is not everyone's experience but I have never in my entire life been more miserable than in the three months I spent living in New York. The constant activity was stifling, the omnipresent crush of people completely panic-inducing, and 95% of the people I met in a social context were navel-gazing and…

"WELCOME TO NEW YORK

I suppose Katy Perry's "California Gurls" should have discussed water shortages, migrant farm worker's rights, rising rent and gentrification, and state budget shortfalls.