I think being rich makes it way less weird. Like, if my best friend was coming to stay with me and I actually had to make a trip to the Whole Foods across town to get an entire gift basket of her favorite things that I painstakingly pick out for her, that would be a high-effort friendship move. But if all I had to do…

I think the issue that women at UF have is that it took them 4 instances over the course of 9 days to actually move shifts around so there were more police available during times that the attacks tended to occur. Their response has been too slow.

DONT HATE. IF I COULD I WOULD ONLY EVER WEAR COSTUMES. INCLUDING TO BED

You guys, I love Taylor Swift and really want her to be my friend. The nightgown thing totally sold me. I would LOVE to walk around in super old nightgowns and also possibly old ballgowns and shit, just to wear around the house because I could. Let's be friends, TSwift! I can't offer anything my my collection of…

Yeah. He was always a lovable rogue, but that ending just made him gross. It took away all the progress his character had made.

Sure, but I like my sitcoms neatly bowed. Ross and Rachel getting together? So lame. But I was happy about it anyway. I wanted Ted to meet the mother he had been building up this whole time and live happily ever after.

Nooo! The mother was the only thing I liked about the last season of that show. I fully expected her to be a manix pixie dream girl (based on the hints they dropped about her, and the fact that she was compatible with Ted.) Instead, she was funny, believable, and - importantly - nice. By the end of that show all the…

I don't mind messy, but I just never ever saw Robin and Ted as being good together, and I liked her and Barney. I hated that the ending invalidated years of character development and shared growth.

Every year I feel more and more like a scolding schoolteacher: "No, Christmas. Christmas, NO! Wait your turn. YOUR turn, not Halloween's."

when i heard he adlibbed the 'i put your symptoms into the computer and it looks like you might have network connectivity problems' line from the flu ep, i was SOLD FOR LIFE on chris pratt.

He acknowledges it's bad. He understands and points out things like misogyny, male privilege, weight and shame, etc. Like Louis C.K., he turns that around on himself not at other people, makes himself the butt of the joke.

oh! And Rickon is fascinating, though I fear he is a Bolton in the making...

Good thing no one asked you.

That happened in my birthing class. I had tears in my eyes when they turned the lights on. The birthing instructor saw and said, "I know! Isn't it beautiful?"

Do we REALLY need to have a conversation about the history of American Indian boarding schools run in this country for hundreds of years and their policy of forcibly cutting children's hair in direct violation of their native cultures in an effort to destroy their identities and reshape them as good little Christian…

In principal this sounds nice but in practice it seems it could make the majority of sexual encounters rape. I have never, not one time, ever had a woman ask for my verbal consent before sex. I suppose this means I have been raped repeatedly for years now. Do we really believe that women, and men, are going to start…

How does it go through somebody's brain that the appropriate response to anything is to threaten to rape and murder the people they disagree with? Most especially puzzling is the "I disagree with what you say about women being targets for sexualized violence, so I'm going to threaten you with sexualized violence,…

'Nuff said.

No white dancers!

If you don't find anything about "able-bodied seaman's license" funny, I'm sorry but you are dead inside.