Okay, I have never used Uber, but please explain to me whether customers are warned about surge pricing, and warned about the potential price beforehand.

Oh, she is wonderful.

And "Parks and Recreation" is wonderful. I'm a libertarian, so the fact that the yay-government gal is adorable Amy Poehler, and she is friendly with and respects the crazy libertarian awesome Ron Swanson is just perfect. Neither character is compromised, but they still like each other. It's like…

She was treated like shit in New Jersey, but I also wish she would just cool it with the going out in public thing.

On the other hand, if she doesn't have symptoms, she's not contagious. Just....take that temperature every morning for a month, okay?

Or, we'll get Clinton vs. Bush 2016, and I will cry, and then laugh and say fuck it, who cares anymore, dynasties, weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

We'll see.

Does the fact that she's a huge fucking hawk not concern you? Like, way more of one than Rand Paul is, for example?

Can I start with American Horror story on this season? The freakshow plot intrigues me more than what I have heard about the others.*

*assuming I can hack it, cause I bet it is still scary.

She's dancing to a creepy murder ballad right now, and it's sort of working.

Are you on the being passive aggressive about Taylor Swift beat?

And I have another question, do people actually take Valerie Solanas seriously? Almost killing someone just because he was a dick to you is not really something I look for in my feminist heroes.

Look! It's my favorite things! Cosmo being shitty; pandering to female voters/ladies in general; voting Democrat as default and pretending that voting is magic. Barf.

I don't know what happened with the Palins, but sorry, she's right about liberal politicians being treated more delicately by the mainstream press.

That's about the only thing this former homeschooler related to in the movie. But man did I relate.

Nah, I don't think this applies to you. You seem thoughtful and reasonable and non-awful.

A lot of people don't seem to understand the difference between "I wouldn't do that, interesting, what's the appeal?" and "Ewww, you're a freak." Which is very silly.

Conservative, pro-war morons fail to see the difference between a nuke/Hellfire missile at a gun. One is a tool with which you can kill one person, one animal, whatever. One inherently destroys innocent people.

800 dollar custom inserts buddies 4 lyfe.

Those hundreds of thousands of Iraqi children who died because of sanctions got SUPER told by Madeline Albright.

"TLC (formerly known as The Learning Channel)"

Heh. This is terrible and creepy, but I still smiled at this.

Yeah, that sounds right.

That sure takes me back to trying to sleep in my sister's Brooklyn apartment. So...orange...eyeballs...sleep...never...

See, I think of NYC as this hot, fabulous, winning conversationalist who you want to hate because she's so popular, but you can have a good time with her. Maybe a good weekend, even. But you don't want to live with her, or marry her.

Perfect.