THAT IS JUST HOW IT HAPPENS! *breaks down sobbing*

UM.

I was about to clarify that I am not scared of spiders. I may have to rethink that when I wake up screaming tonight.

Spiders are the least terrifying type of animal in your country.

Not be captain internet bring down, but can we stop embarrassing people on the internet already?

:|

I felt a little weird about that, but it's okay. I, too, was about to flip over a table if he proposed, however.

Yeah, but Lifetime at least produces hilarious movies.

I didn't think she could make it, because dudes had been failing left and right. But I should have guessed with the way it was hyped up. I was so weirdly excited to watch. Boyfriend was also waiting for her to fall, and kept being blown away when she stayed up.

I love "Ninja Warrior." I am so not a sports watcher, but…

Neither Anne Frank nor the 6 million other Jews justifies taking other people's land and oppressing them.

It's debatable foolish. She had a cellphone. She was around a lot of paranoid parents who thought the police needed to be called. She's old enough to tell someone her address and her mom's name if she got hurt in some way.

You think this is excessive for a 9-year-old? Fine. But society is MUCH more excessive in the…

No, in other words, the fear of stranger danger kidnapping is statistically overblown, and most children were fine back when more of them had more freedom at a younger age.

There is no good reason society should be this terrified of kids having freedom.

I don't even like that movie that much (it was decent) but the misreading of it drives me nuts! It's totally an unreliable narrator — a guy who is trying to make a woman something she keeps telling him that she isn't.

I was on RT a couple of times, and holy shit I shouldn't have read the comments. I could never decide if the ones calling me ugly or the ones saying they wanted to bang me were less welcome. I do print stuff, so I really am not used to people talking about how I like instead of stupid my article might be.

Never read…

Guys, I am starting to suspect that "The Falling Man" was only poignant because of the tragic subject matter, not because Tom Junod is remotely talented.

I don't think there's a single item here I wouldn't wear, provided it fit me. Love this stuff. (Except the heels, because I think heels are stupid and also I can't wear them.)

I shall.

My mom has a thing for John Doe that she kind of passed onto me, so I feel like I should tell her this. She will be pleased.

:)

GOD DAMN IT, GROW UP! GROW UP NOOOOOOOOW!