Menopause is a bitch..

Last minute? I plan for this event sooo hard I nightmare about it!

:(

Was the Russell Brand incident something like this?

I am a Mommy of three and I love sparkly nail polish and pretty much everything described here, what does that make me?

80's baby..going to the youtubes and adding to the playlist under "childhood"...

Ohhh, HELL NO!!!!!

I seriously hate the comment system and this is on a laptop (with a broken shift key, of course)...PLEASE change it back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The heat from my undercarriage is....awesome...

I looove this scene!

I almost cried when I heard about Anna Faris giving birth I love that Bitch soooo hard.

Pratt's tweet hit close to home.

Mmmmm, heath care....

A real man wouldn't care about any of this, he'd go to work, come home, have his dinner and smoke his cigarettes or whatnot.

Her vagina? But..but he has a new complaint...and he wants to eat her cancer when she turns black...

I have been a redditor for 2 years and am wondering how much of this is just a fake, sick fantasy.

It really, really is!

I am 34, I have 3 children. I am DONE.

Apple cider vinegar is pretty much the answer to everything as far as cleaning products, weight-loss assistance, blood sugar regulators, etc... too bad I can't be bothered to remember or care.

*shaking my head*... The nerve, but I know what you're feeling, I went through a very hot, hot Summer with my (now 10 month old who was born on my birthday in September) and I wanted to be nekkid all the time!