You sound EXACTLY like me only my right knee has completely turned to shit and I have no energy.

Well, Glenn Coco gets 4...

I love her IDGAF face and that she's representin' at a flea market.

Some people can't get married BECAUSE they're poor. It costs money to get to the courthouse, get the license and God Forbid you should want some kind of reception, a dress, suit, what have you. Why do you think I've been with my BabyDaddy well over 10 years and still not legally married?

Well, I couldn't find this particular video but a search for "Jezebel" on the Tosh.0 website turns up this...

"..whose face looks like a stubbed out cigarette.."

Ya beat me to it!

YAYY!!

Maybe it's the song because it happened to me with this as well...

"I Believe I Can Fly" had me literally cry-laughing!!!

I adore him, too...I didn't even know he was hosting and then my Husband put it on to show me on a drinky night. Needless to say I was super happy and excited for a while but then I got distracted.

Did he fall on his keys?

DO NOT spill it!!!

It's like that episode of Girls..

Bella Swan..Kristen Stewart, right? If so, not much of a fan but was very impressed by her performance in The Runaways. The dude that played their manager/their manager IRLshould be my life coach

Yeah, when the one-legged dude in the wheelchair is pan handling in very heavy traffic and the people in the very nice, new, air-conditioned cars can't be bothered to roll down their windows...then there's us (not perfect, not better) in our SUPER shitty, bad tag, windows that don't work car, barely any gas, scraping…

Love you...also, the problem with drinking alcohol in open cups is the danger of spillage which is why thermoses are my best friend..especially the pop-tops.

With enough alcohol I reeeaally like anal..but it's very rare.

First, looove the username, brings back boatloads of memories!!

In regards to P. Diddy;