My Son was reading at 4.

You are awesome.

Honestly, I miss my faja...

My vaccuum cleaner sucks to the point that I'd prefer to use a broom and dust pan. Add the fact that I have 3 children, 5 lazy ass people and when I can muster the energy...strapping on 10 pound ankle weights and doing leg lifts as I clean.. if God Forbid I can muster the energy.

You sound like me except I would give ANYTHING to be away from my family unless it's my babies and Sister.

Is he Mansturating?

That, my friend...was HILARIOUS!!

What has happened to dubstep? Also, I need this cereal.

Well, @Garebear just wants hugs...so, maybe?

Thanks, everybody..he even gave me one of those mythical out-of-the-blue hugs (he NEVER hugs me) and asked what he could he do to help with housework and believe me, I put him to WORK!!!

5 year old and I discussing this weekend..

I agree fully with this statement. I saw the pants and thought it was pretty cool!

I...HATE...MY...LIFE...

Ok, DRUNK UNCLE PLZZZZ!!!!!

Bacon turtle burgers...I'm making dem!

I thought you were talking about me for a minute there..

Well, I enjoy this position a great deal.

I was a teenage girl and I gave -0 fucks about prom, I never went and I don't regret it one bit. I'm just concerened when my two girls hit that age.

Sometimes I HATE THE SHIT out of family members being all judgemental, clueless and unaware of obvious things! Assholes!

Ok, I did NOT expect to see Channing Tatum (don't know who he is, btw) to do...THAT!! That was a very beautiful monolouge!