Whomever this Paula Dell person is, she's always crackin' my shit up!

That's what she said...

Oops...

VERY well said, I can only orgasm clitorally as well and I've tried looking for the infernal spot, myself.

You're not alone there, Sister!

Is it quite possible that SOME of us just. don't. have. one? *ahem*

SOME ponies like dubstep...

Yes, I saw this in BJ's or Jo Ann Fabrics I just hope Kathleen Turner doesnt stab me over a parking space..., thank you!

Go on..

These match my pants right now...sitting on top of my zebra print bed...animal prints...they drive me ...wild.

B/c nothing says "Make me cum" like Da Baby Jesus!!

I'm really tried baking something outta nothing even though dirty ass BD does not undersand or appreciate.

I feels you, I have been with someone 10+ years who has literally loved me through me through thick and thin (i.e. weight-wise and life-wise) but it is still nice to get some attention. I HATE that when I had the most attention was when I unintentionally starved myself down to 180 @ 5'9.

The night belongs to James Franco...in my pants...

I hear ya, snooks, I broke my weed meter. Back when I was 15-25, I didn't smoke weed, weed smoked ME! Now I just have the drinky drink every so often.

Maybe she's an Indigo child...but not if she's African-American if this clip is anything to go by..

My mean, abusive and thieving Brother should read this....what a COMPLETE asshole!!!

FUCK tha haters!!! I would LOVE for C.Love to be my Mommy!! I'm almost sure she would have done much less psychological damage than my own Mom has plus she rocks!

TMZ reports that Archina will be played by Emma Stone although Lindsay Lohan is trying to get the part in the live action sex-swap Archie movie!! Who will win? Who is thin enough?!? OMGZ!!!

Lolled @ "Maybe Sabrina and I can fix this.."...Betty and Sabrina can come fix my female prollems ANYTIME!!!