If I wasn't so self conscious about being soooo huge I'd be up in that shit KILLING it!!!

I could come up with a better eppy drunk as I am with LOTS of Kristen Wig...

YAYYYY!! Me, too..am I grammatically correct? I am amazed if I am..

I put some cinnamon in mah drank b/c ya know cinnamon is good for weight management as well as blood sugar levels...right nao my blood sugars are on the chemical X levels...also, Newports fuck me uuuup whilst on this level...Imma have some cheese sticks and make myself c*m...#Blameitonthaalcohol...

I would watch Hanks in a monkey suit anytime with his fine ass even if he was in a dirty vid with Wilson...

I'm drunk, too...and kind of bored, lonely and hungering for a bit of visual nastiness...

Soooo in <3 with Emma Stone.....AND Michael Cera #YEARONE FTW!!

Don't we all..?

Even the rum demographic does not comply...

I dreamt last night Kristen Wigg was my very strict boss, painted in silver body paint whilst naked and singing some GaGa...nice dreams.....

Maybe he'll do us all a favor and team up with Andy Samberg for some good old fashioned dubstep/auto-tuned blues brothers skit?

The lions are my totes fav sex boys!!!

His ex Wife, Elizabeth Moss, said that she and other acquaintances all agreed the best character he ever played was acting normal...she didn't want to discuss it further..prolly b/c she is SUPER cute!!

Is Jonah paying some sort of homage to John Belushi?

oh, yeah...

Well, he IS six...

Age: classified...like me, yaaay!!!

Tom...Hanks...Super handsome...as usual.

I, for one am very relieved when babysparklemotion poops b/c she had srs issues with it at first in which I had to aid her in evacuating her bowels b/c if not...that is one cranky baby....but when she straight up projectile pooped onto me I didn't know if I should be amazed or concerned...prolly a little bit of both...

This applies sooo much to me right now!! When I was too broke to really eat correctly, the attention and compliments were almost consistent. Now after my 3rd baby and access to food stamps plus almost zero energy (even though I still walk and care after 3 young ones) just forget about it! I'm just a fat, huge monster…