My 5 month old looks A LOT like baby snooks...she's got a crap load of hair as well!!

Same here...but what about cortisol levels? Don't they do a number on you during stress, whether you eat or not?

I didn't BF any of my 3 babies but they got cuddled the SHITE out of them...and their voices were honored...my last one blows my mind with the things she does...SUCH a good baby!

Well, maybe he's not....

She was really great in Get Him To The Greek, why am I so obsessed with that movie?

John Waters?

Col. Angus...

Much like my life...GAWD, plz don't let me loose in a bar...FB pages will be made about me...I hope..

Hopefully I will be drinking..breaking into next week's stash due to the many stresses in my life to provide you all with hilarious, witty and insightful commentaries...#delusional egos.

But do you love it when they are emo?

I thought this, too..

myfreepaysite is a cold, hard bitch..

Make some rice krispie treats with white chocolate chips melted in the marshmallows..

Sorry about that. I got kids to feed...but srsly, I could identify with both sides, unfortunately. Hopefully the QA on call wasn't boning her and she was fired for rudeness and elderly-ish harrassment.

No, I have to go to bed, have obligations AND go to church...but when is a Bitch supposed to have some sembelence of a life?!?!?! TELL MEEEE!!!

I hate, hate, HATE smoking..except when I drink, like NAO!!

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LOL, I have a dead rectum!!!

I want Charlie Day to recreate his play "The Nightman Cometh"...don't laugh at Mac and his beautifulicious guyliner, yo!