I like the pizza tracker, but I don’t order for the tracker. Dominoes legit tastes better than it did before. Pizza Hut still tastes greasy. That is why Dominoes is winning, because of the pizza.

I noticed it first in The Avengers (which has its problems, etc.) the first time I saw it. The scenes on the bridge of the Helicarrier have a nearly 50-50 crew. At first I thought, “Look at all the women” then I realized it was much closer to 50-50 but because I was so used to seeing 17%, it read as more. Such a…

The movie is wonderful. Go rent/buy it ASAP.

I just heard Karamo on the Queer Eye reboot talk about this. He said he writes into his contract for every tv set he is on, they have to hire two black, gay guys.

I always say the closest I get to meditation is getting sucked into a good book while on the stairmill. Something about the combination of physical exertion and total immersion in the book world makes me feel like I’m almost in a trance.

I loved Coco so much, when I was watching it I got all teary at the moment the little boy arrives to the underworld and all those pretty colours show, the tears never stopped, even when the credits rolled.

Maya Rudolph is my everything.

My dog got voted Dog of the Month at her daycare in January. I was legit more proud than if I myself has won a beauty contest. (Seriously there’s no one can resist this cuteness):

Single lady here too, have had doggos for 20+ years. Can’t imagine my life without them :)

I feel like throwing up whenever I board one of these POS (along with Embraer 145s). They are inhumanely small and are operated by cropduster-like regional carriers.

My original impetus for getting a dog was to have something that made me get out of the house every day — I struggle with depression and I was unemployed at the time, and I was going days without getting out of my pajamas. As it turned out I didn’t find Buster until I had a job, but he still basically saved my life.…

They are great for married people, too. I am married, but I am much more active than my husband is. He would never go hiking with me, but my dog is an enthusiastic trail partner.

In one tweet she wrote that Mexican women “got the box body on lock,” while in another she asked, “Is it wrong I feel happy to hear southern accents again & not mexican ones?”

Imagine that sweaty bloated carcass heaving away on top of you

At least the network bosses are forced to answer the questions. Here, network bosses and production heads won’t work with women writers OR photographers OR filmmakers and NOBODY forces them to answer questions as to why.

ok listen. we use paper towels. whatever. but those of you using paper towels in the bathroom instead of hand towels are some bougie ass tree killing mfers.

I submit the disinfecting wipe for inclusion as a must-have paper product* for the home. These things are so amazingly versatile, I don’t know how I ever lived without them.

Honestly, in every other way possible, I welcome New Years resolutioners at my gym. Regardless of whether or not they’ll stick to it, or if I have to wait a little longer for a machine, they’re trying to make a positive life change, and I fully support that. But dear GOD do they reek. It’s like they can’t quite…

I have a strange love for the purple potatoes. I’m not sure why, but they bring out the little kid glee in me when I roast them. Yellow carrots are also wonderful. White asparagus, not so much.

Fantastic article. And yes, it is true: what the world called "curry powder", one rarely finds in India… and even then, it's not commonly used. Not like in the UK, where curried chips are the poutine to take you home after your insultingly early last call.