Having the girlfriend I do, my reaction to the title was “No shit.”

Yes, the whole look is a little Carrie Fisher in When Harry Met Sally.

I’m not trying to be ageist here, and she is beautiful, but this hair ages Alyssa Milano by 15 years.

I thought Alyssa was Kris Jenner for a sec...honey, no.

Can someone offer a similar course for certain members of the GOP?

I guess I just can’t figure out what part of Hermione’s story arc depends upon her being white. Even if Rowling literally wrote a thousand times in the books, “Hermione’s pale white skin” or whatever, it’s not actually relevant to anything she does.

He’s the Peeta. He can be her supportive rock while she saves the universe.

I just loved Rey in this new movie. She is capable and strong.

Apparently, someone is standing on her genitals when she’d rather have them fellate her instead.

Man, if only they’d remembered to add:

This is the saddest, darkest comedy I've seen in a while. I mean that sincerely. This is so fucking absurd, but melancholy.

Whoa, I don’t know what this all means, but Shkreli is a modern day Ebenezar Scrooge. Bill Muray starred in Scrooged. Only Bill Murray can save the Wu Tang album. Again, I don’t know if it’s all a coincidence, but this series of capers will make for a great season 3 of Serial.

Shout out to all my fellow Jezzies who read “inexpensive Yankee candles” and thought about how you only get Yankee candles when they're on the clearance endcap at TJ Maxx.

I read a facebook comment yesterday from someone who unironically said (paraphrased) “It isn’t personal prejudice, I’m not racist, and it’s not about how I was raised, but I simply don’t like being around Muslim people, and I don’t trust them. Period. I just don’t feel comfortable around them.”

She is terrifying, and I think I love her.

I love her. I just feel like she’s on everyone’s team, that she genuinely wants all of us to win. She is such a good egg.

Wait no, this is a thing people do!? I’ve had inappropriate sexy-times before but not in front of my parents! Just how the fuck would you even relax enough to consider it?

Yeah this is not a thing I can imagine happening at any age in ANY circumstances.

I remember watching How I Met Your Mother and wondering how the hell Lily Aldrin could afford such beautiful clothes...then they did that episode about her shopping on credit addiction.