I use my lunch break to bike home to walk my dog. I started because he was a puppy and then kept the habit for years after he grew up and proved his bladder control because I want him to be comfortable and happy. As a bonus, bike rides, sunshine, and dog pats make me happier and healthier. Having an established…

Final Destination also works on a plane.

That was my first thought! Kid-free, car-free, nearly meat-free. Not because I’m on a diet and don’t like kids and can’t afford a car... but for selfless treehugging reasons!

That’s amazing! One time my husband caught me watching MBFAGW and asked with great sadness, “How can someone so smart watch something so stupid?” LOL. Needless to say, these are ‘me-time’ shows.

I’ve dated people like that. They are ALWAYS ON. LOL.

It used to happen to me when I hated my job— also would have a nauseated feeling in the pit of my stomach on all weekday mornings. Of course, it had nothing to do with what day of the week it was, it had to do with my boss being a total sociopath who enjoyed berating and firing people so much that half the company was…

Same! Sometimes his antics really tickle me. But his sense of humor is so unusual that half the time I just cringe... and he’s ~always on.~ He has this gorgeous wife and I can just imagine how unbearable it would be to live with his persona all the time... and yet, if it matches her sense of humor too, I totally get…

I have a family member who literally thinks it cured her cancer— not just helped with the pain, but cured! She gives speeches at cancer groups about it. If it were up to her, pot would be the base of the food pyramid, Vitamin MJ sprinkled on every meal. LOL. I think she’s just a very addicted adult stoner.

Marijuana is def addictive, but without any solutions to chronic pain aside from Rx opiates, in my opinion it’s by far the lesser of two evils.

I actually work in returns and people come in with literally 20 boxes of special occasion outfits and accessories and party supplies to return once the party’s over. THE WORST.

I lost 5 pounds in the first couple weeks of housetraining my pup because we lived in a 3rd floor walk-up. So, on top of long walks to get his energy out, I also had to rush him down the stairs if he looked like he was sniffing for a spot to pee. And then he wouldn’t do anything so, we’d go back upstairs and then back…

That explains a lot.

I’m with you. This is not like a drunk lady minding her own business— it would be like a drunk lady going to Bill Cosby’s house (modern-day) and asking for an Advil.

Thanks for that! I also should have specified that the negative cognitive effects are more relevant in a developing (teenage) brain than in an adult brain. Same as for THC-induced psychosis. http://www.apa.org/monitor/2015/11/marijuana-brain.aspx

Also of note: anandamide has been shown to improve learning and memory, while THC can decrease those functions. https://www.nytimes.com/2015/03/08/opinion/sunday/the-feel-good-gene.html

You mean the EPA which is being defunded by 31% and headed by a climate change denier?

Fun! In elementary school I used to do this with my vocab list for the week. Why write 20 individual word-specific sentences, when a short and ridiculous paragraph will do?

Me too! IDGAF about style and all my clothes are super functional for lots of walking/biking all day. Next up: fanny packs and moisture-wicking t-shirts.

That was my first thought this morning. I didn’t cry at the news of the attack. I cried at the wonderful hashtag#RoomforManchester, where the good people of Manchester were opening up their homes for shelter to the stranded concert-goers, since the trains stopped running due to the emergency.