Why so aggressive? I never said he couldn’t take care of my pup. I said they’d both be sad if I left for an extended vacation. I’d miss them too. Calm your tits.

LOL. That’s not the issue— I did take a week in Florida on my own earlier this summer. But back in the freewheeling pre-puppy days, I would probably have taken the whole 5 weeks at once.

Sounds rough— another reason I’m child-free for life!

Enjoy it! I was just filling out my timesheet and realized I have a solid four weeks of PTO at my disposal. But I can’t abandon my husband and dog for a whole month— it would break their little hearts. Womp womp.

So much this! I always cringe and think “You can milk anything with nipples.”

Now that you mention it, I can kind of imagine people judging her as weak and vapid because she’s scantily clad and bubbly. But that’s just a matter of discrediting feminine traits. I relate a lot as a bubbly, high-pitched, cute dress-wearing grown-ass woman. :/

I thought maybe it was from this?

I’m with you! She was also the most heroic, loyal, and most “down for whatever” of all the villains—- she pushed them all to do better. Of course, it’d be better if she didn’t call them pussies, but she really was kind of a leader throughout, helping to unite the team. She was also just a damn pleasant person— I loved…

So much has changed! I remember picking on my then-bf/now-husband’s roommate for looking & talking like Lochte. Now he has since moved out, best-manned the wedding, and then had a fall-out with my husband, never to speak to each other again!

Ugh, so is mine! He suggested we cull our bookshelves, and my jaw dropped. You don’t get rid of books! That’s not a thing— I just assumed every house was like my childhood home where every wall is lined with bookcases holding every book the family ever purchased until they die and the whole lot gets donated to friends…

that sounds illegal. why is that part of your duties??

Now stop watching that and watch Taran Killam do it!!

Her eyebrows are scaring the bejeezus out of me. But I LOVE THEM TOGETHER!!! Relationship goals! Musical goals! Style goals!

I’m a Sunday + Wednesday shampooer too! Now I just need to actually style the hair after washing it.

My husband is like that. He buys what he wants when he wants it. Whereas, I stock up when things are on sale. You should never pay full price for a can of tuna. It keeps! SMH.

That’s such a great idea! I would definitely memorialize my Scallywag that way! Either his paw or his silhouette. He’s a mix, so it would be a pretty unique outline.

Did she start a campaign? I can easily see tweeting about a small injustice.

Omg, Prince Eric from The Little Mermaid must have imprinted on my developing brain + Keanu Reeves on my hormonal pre-teen brain. Every guy I dated was Caucasian and lean with dark hair, pale skin, big brown eyes. There’s even a picture of me with my Kindergarten crush who matched this description. If my husband ever…

Definitely the worst lyrics I’ve ever heard, but yasssss to Ashley Graham in the video! And props to Joe Jonas for not being a sizeist dick!

He is grinning like a son of a bitch.