Now stop watching that and watch Taran Killam do it!!

Her eyebrows are scaring the bejeezus out of me. But I LOVE THEM TOGETHER!!! Relationship goals! Musical goals! Style goals!

I’m a Sunday + Wednesday shampooer too! Now I just need to actually style the hair after washing it.

My husband is like that. He buys what he wants when he wants it. Whereas, I stock up when things are on sale. You should never pay full price for a can of tuna. It keeps! SMH.

That’s such a great idea! I would definitely memorialize my Scallywag that way! Either his paw or his silhouette. He’s a mix, so it would be a pretty unique outline.

Did she start a campaign? I can easily see tweeting about a small injustice.

Omg, Prince Eric from The Little Mermaid must have imprinted on my developing brain + Keanu Reeves on my hormonal pre-teen brain. Every guy I dated was Caucasian and lean with dark hair, pale skin, big brown eyes. There’s even a picture of me with my Kindergarten crush who matched this description. If my husband ever…

Definitely the worst lyrics I’ve ever heard, but yasssss to Ashley Graham in the video! And props to Joe Jonas for not being a sizeist dick!

He is grinning like a son of a bitch.

Hello internet stranger! I am a big tease and despite being super adorable and cuddly looking, I hate everyone. Sorry not sorry. — Scallywag

I’m with you on this completely! That dabbing may look awkward to outsiders, but it also just looks like they’re kids having fun. It’s also rude to assume that a nerdy kid has no friends. As a kid I spent like 5-8 hours per day reading, but I had plenty of friends! My husband would spend 6-10 hours per day practicing…

haha! I got suckered too! Scallywag was supposed to max out at 12 inches tall and skinny. He was bigger than that within a month. Here’s my 35-lb poodle-JRT monster.

As a former studious child, I have to argue for the fact that maybe this is their version of fun! All I ever wanted to do as a kid was sit inside and read books. If my cousins forced me to go to a baseball game or birthday party, I would bring a book and ignore the “action.” It may not sound fun to you, but getting…

It’s nice to know we’re not alone in this great big, broad-shouldered universe.

I know! My issue is I’m small and fat, getting contradictory advice for petites vs plus sizes. We need more categories!

As a petite, apple-shaped person, I never look less professional than I do in “professional attire.” With blazers, I can choose to have the buttons close or the shoulders fit, but either way, the sleeves cover my knuckles. With trousers they’re either so baggy they’re frumpy or so tight they’re an HR issue, either way…

Watching that whole video knowing what was coming, but not knowing WHEN it would happen was the most stressful 4 minutes of my life.

That’s how I feel about everything. Are you short? I’m 5'2 and I am literally incapable of cutting a nice line. Even structured blazers look rounded and frumpy on me. I insisted on pastel midi skirts like all the fashion blogs last spring, even though on me it was more “sisterwife” than Grace Kelly.

I am SO with you! I hate the idea of downplaying your features all the time. I have a very square jaw that I love and short hair is my favorite! I also have protruding eyes, but I’m going to wear giant colorful glasses anyway and everyone will just be forced to look at my prominent features.

Speaking of the complexity of dogs, one of my Facebook friends shared a blog article about “daily spoons” and dogs! I don’t know if you’ve heard of the daily spoons idea re: chronic illness (basically= normal people have unlimited spoons to use up each day while people with a chronic illness have a limited number to…