Let’s just talk logistics: there is zero way a teenager with a box of Nice & Easy dye could go from blue to blonde, especially with fresh blue dye. Zero. Zip. Not happening. Anyone who has ever dyed their hair ever would know this.

Boy I sure am glad we avoided the corrupt-as-all-hell Hillary Clinton!

“And don’t forget the work I do in Haiti.”

I understand being tired and jet lagged, but this is not new to her. She’s not a brand new designer who has never done an interview before...she’s perfectly capable of saying, “You know what, I just got off a plane and haven’t really heard the whole story. When I have a moment to gather more information then I’ll make…

“My statements were taken out of context...”

Overall this was a solid episode for SNL, but this skit in particular was great. Kate is a national treasure.

Jason Momoa apologized and made a documentary about rape. He apologized again. We can continue to flagellate him when he actually made progress/amends or we can actually bring the spotlight back onto a serious predator with current conversation we are all having. I suggest this dude:

Politicians made this political. Everyday folks are just trying to get health care.

I’m super excited to vote for her!

From what I know of this race, she’s been running a very local goals-oriented campaign, while her opponent only started really campaigning once it became clear that he had competition. And, when I say “campaigning”, I mean that it sounds like he’s basically just running on shitty transphobia.

He’s a state representative, not part of Congress. That said, he’s also wasted tons of time and state funds on his horrible crusades to discriminate and belittle women, LGBTQ people, and others. He’s also just generally a complete troglodyte and a horrible excuse for a human being, and I hope she kicks his butt next…

“This is really about fighting against a radical agenda to force the transgender identity on children in our schools.”

He went on to say, in moralizing hyperbole, that if the judge sided with Doe, it would “create a right to abortion for anyone on earth who enters the U.S. illegally.”

Yeah, I always thought the pledge was a little creepy. And the national anthem before every game ever played. But I always kind of just shrugged it off.

First off: India, you fucking rock, and fuck anybody who says otherwise. You’re braver than most people twice your age.

He looks like a stale, old marshmallow that just found out a lesbian couple bought the house next door.

He looks like a dollop of sour cream that forgot it’s reading glasses.

Annnnnd I’m sure all of this was planned. What a fucking idiot.

Mike Pence looks like a stick of deodorant someone taught to wince.