I have to say the Satanic Temple is only Satanic in name. Nothing in regards to Satan is anywhere in their beliefs.

Mosby:You’re getting it now.

I will kill myself if I do not hear from you by 6:30.

I got between 22 and 33. I am somewhere in the middle.

Now, say it with me, ok kids?

Please compare to where my child goes to school:

“Except we don’t. But, we don’t. We don’t! We don’t! We don’t.”

Still doesn’t stop it from being expensive. All those guys charge a lot for their services and based on the millions they rake in from their respective products, they are allowed to.

To be honest, when I was 19 I wanted to be in Playboy, just to have proof that I was attractive once when I was in my 60’s or so.

They had a call near my town, I didn’t go for fear of rejection. Now, I am torn. Part of me is glad I didn’t go, and part of me wishes I at least went to see what it was all about and not…

FBI and CIA trying to recruit since Grade School?

Oh gosh, I guess the first time would be when my female cousin, stated to my male cousin (while I was in the room, both older teenagers and I was around 11 or so) that I was becoming an “attractive little lady.” I smiled and thanked her and she then continued pointing out various body parts to my male cousin, like my…

I only have a diamond because it’s a family ring. It’s beautiful, and I love it, but if I were to go pick out a ring, I’d want a sapphire.

From a Female EB/Gamestop veteran, All. The. Time.

I’m just going to go ahead and say it.

I am not prepared any time I see pictures of Jim Carrey now. I’m just not ready to see him get older. :/

I have lips. My lips are great for things like speaking, eating, kissing, oral sex. All wonderful things.

They are not full and luscious, and I refuse to give myself the equivalent of a lip hickey to be “good looking”

My boobs look great with the right bras. It’s just... once it’s off and they are left to their own devices I sit with a pout.

As someone who is very very very busty.

THANK YOU!

I probably laughed way harder than I should have. This is perfection.