Did I miss some news where Courtney Stodden shared any experiences of being a survivor of childhood sexual abuse?

Male tarantulas, I'm gonna let you finish (ba-dum-ch!) but male peacock spiders have the coolest mating ritual of all spider time. None of this lame 'tapping on burrows' shit. What do you think this is, the Shire?

Oh God, I feel like I have to go apologize to every adult in my life at this period.

Firefly!

It is not acceptable to mock any person for having suffered. ... When you end up in the psych ward or rehab I'll be happy to visit you.. and would not lower myself to mock you.

Deal!

A doctor? I might need an institution. Hi, my name is LadiesLeaveYourNudibranchAtHome and I don't find the Hemsworth Brothers or Channing Tatum attractive either. At all.

I feel like a bad person because I find Zac Efron waaaaaaaay more attractive with his shirt on rather than off. Is there something wrong with me??

Oh my.

Not just the fanfic, but there's always the infamous pterodactyl orgy and T-rex threesome porn-porn.

I hope that card comes with a free year's supply of Chipotlaway.

Ebola! It's a virus with an up to 90% mortality rate. Scary shit.

I didn't even realize I missed Cinnabon (considering I never really ate it at home) until I went to the brand new rip-off chain here. So, so sad. And healthier. Would anyone guess that a mixture of American and Hungarian would make for healthier food of all things? But there you are. I guess what I'm trying to say is,…

Oh, really?

Ha! Well, you know, there's always natural selection. ;)

Counterpoint:

Sorry. :( I guess it depends on the person. I also never lost weight in my breasts... I guess bodies just have priorities?

Yeah ... no. I have 32E breasts, and as lovely as they are gravity still applies to them. They have never looked like the breasts on the right and they never will. Thank God. I prefer that my breasts don't look like creepy, anthropomorphized headlights.

I knoooow! I have such big cheeks that multiple people have told me they want to eat them. What? Even when I was seriously underweight they remained.... they're not going anywhere.

Wow. That is so sad.