Zero gravity space bondage ... sounds pretty fucking awesome.

I have never received a dick pic before, I feel so left out.

But we already have a song prepared!

Sweet Jesus, this photo is ridiculous. I could not stop laughing... ah, patriarchy, look at this crazy shit you produce.

Yes. Single tone + simple cut = zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzfest 2013.

This is my dad's life! I'm white and freckled as can be, and back when I was a dumb, naive kid I thought of my dad as a white guy who grew up in sunny Florida and thus was somehow perma-tanned. Whenever we would travel people would ask "oh, are you going to visit your dad's family?" (Obviously the families of all…

Amen.

Your entire first comment is an anecdote followed by a sweeping generalization of an institution you admit not taking part in, so you could try not to be such a dismissive jerk.

True, but how can one compare a pygmy hippo standing next to dirt to a sad, confined polar bear in the middle of summer? Unfettered pygmy hippos are easily "A" material.

That description just made me shudder. No one should sound like Scott Stapp.

God, that movie is fantastic.

Fuck, we're supposed to feel ashamed about pooping, too? I just can't keep up.

One time the Nudibranch ate a piece of moldy chicken from this box of moldy pad thai that mysteriously appeared in our group house fridge (ah, college) just to gross me out. That was 3 years ago; he never got sick from it and he's still alive and kicking. Although there is probably a giant mold monster hanging out in…

Wait for it ... Wait for it...

I can understand if you have qualms with K-Stew's acting, but I thought that - as feminists - we were against telling women to smile or making fun of women for not smiling.

As a powerful man, the King in the North requires a great deal of space for his loose and relaxed posture... But don't let the stance fool you; Stark men have small, fatherly balls. Laaaaaaaaaaaaaadies.

It's times like these I'm glad I grew up watching the McGlaughlin Group. At first it was horrible kid torture time, but I grew to love it. TV stockholm syndrome?

Many of us also think of our pets as better listeners than the people we know

Models are a necessity? In this capacity?