How do you opt out of this FOB shit? I don’t want any of my resources stolen or soldiers killed.

It is. It spread to 2 other houses and they’ve so far only confirmed one body.

According to the Japanese news reports, it spread to three houses and at least one person is dead. So...yeah.

If he had excised the random “lolinternet” style insults this would be completely legimate and also hilarious. Now it’s just mostly legitimate and hilarious.

Geeeeeet dunked on.

Zangief is basically always going to be in Street Fighter. She’s a new character, is all. That’s why she’s news and our glorious soviat damage machine is not.

Turns out the only way to get shit done in America is to make people just not sort of care that much.

To be fair those are legitimate genuine surprises. The bit about Bowser not being allowed to be spoiled as the final boss is a bit much.

...I don’t have this game and likely never will but hot damn this Yondu statue looks fantastic.

The racoon is a girl.

Then you’re about to have a sour time with Plague Knight holy shit.

Or you could just beat Shovel Knight’s campaign. Why have’t you beaten Sbovel Knight yet, player?

People in real life are, through this game, literally acting out the plot of his game. He intended this.

The cells are the individual hexs you see on the other forms. The core is the core inside of all of them. The dog is a scout, looking for threats to the balance of nature. The snake cocoon form is a dragon that punishes people who disrupt balance, and the giant dragon mech is for when shit gets real.

It didn’t ruin Spyro but it did kill any chance of us getting a good Spyro game again, forever.

Disney’s poorly copying Nintendo’s newest IP but no don’t worry guys Nintendo’s still dead trust me I’m a journalist.

Right, my mistake. I think my point stands.

WEll I mean it’s to skip playing through 100 levels. That’s a somewhat signifigent time sink I imagine. That said, this IS a great way to handle “DLC”. It’s stuff you can get in game, or you can buy a cool unrelated statue that also unlocks it for you.

Well I mean you can recruit lady prisoners and put them in your combat unit and then deploy as them, if you want to play as a reasonably dressed lady. But yeah Quiet is...not any of those things.

The other lady in pictures with Kim looks so nonplussed but secretly happy. It’s like “...I really want to smile and laugh but I’m a professional I can’t do it in public but damnit it’s finally happening.”