I'm...I'm sorry, what? This isn't the first game. What about the one were we play AS The Master, Actraiser? And I was under the impression Terranigma was the worst.

They're robots, the fact that they "aint much for reading" and therefor can't read, and are clearly intended to be black stereotypes, is PRETTY damn racist. I'd say the characters are, therefor, racist.

The two black transformers from the second movie had gold snaggle teeth and said "we aint much for reading"

Go watch Beast Wars. You'll realize why we hate this.

I wish we'd go back to fun instruction manuals. Donkey Kong 64's manual was entirely narrated by Cranky Kong. IT was great.

Elegant world-building. Storytelling quirks unique to the medium. Beautifully naturalistic animation. Proper use of cinematic influences. The presence of all of these in Another World is proof that the ancestral debt mentioned above isn't an exaggeration. If you've played a game that's triggered emotions or made you…

Rayman Legends is another. A platformer that doesn't have a lives system? Huh? In Rayman Legends death simply takes you back to an earlier point in the level. Cool! I can't remember this happening in any other platform game ever made. I didn't even properly notice until someone pointed it out. I've been taking the…

People complained about that. People got angry. People then went straight back to every other game on the planet with checkpoint systems that essentially did the precise same thing. People weren't angry with Prince of Persia because it was too easy — they were angry because Prince of Persia didn't play along with the…

You can turn the kill cam off, fairly sure. Also, this isn't a recent trend. I can name three games that do it.

Why? I don't particularly care. Who is it?

The backstory for Hodor was that he's just a dude who got bashed on the head and now can only say Hodor, right? If so that...sounds legit enough for my purposes.

I think the idea is "man, look at how impressive this guy is. Even with a missing leg, look at him work so hard. And look at all that gruff wood, compared to his shiny fine leg. It's an elegance hidden beneath the roughness.

Really? Excited for a remake of the first three Halo games but not Splatoon? Alright.

Basically yeah. It seems to be...basically identical to Mega Evolution, only special cause they're legendary.

These are glorious.

TIRE PANTS. I laughed for ten minutes.

As childish as it is, I love it when companies shit on each other like this.

Richard Dawson plays himself in this movie.

A console Rollin' Dillion game, actually.

It looks very pretty!