The Atari responsible for this is dead three times over.

A fucking monkey could book games. The fact that he genuinely thinks it's all on him that his team is able to get money is ridiculous.

I think they really mean Final Fantasy when they say things like this.

Oh, in answer to my question: the idiot who dumps his starter for Entei.

Idiot. Who teaches Charmeleon cut.

There's an early game quest item called a Cool Potatoe.

Your next line will be "but an anime character can't fit in a video game fighting game!"

It has new features, like the anti gravity parts. It has new characters and new items, and new takes on old stages. I hope they introduce new franchises as well.

Right, right, my grevious error. Forgot that.

True. "Doesn't matter. I shot last."

For the record it's Han.

All. You have to all of them, I'm pretty sure, since they each provide you with children.

They can mention it's free, but the way it's presented, it's as if they're shocked it's free. And I'm totally chill, I was just asking a question.

Yes but it's a dog. People tend to like cute animals more then gruff mercenary mutants.

Both are strips from an ongoing story they've got going. Nerf Now's near the end of said story line, Penny Arcade just started theirs.

First time Double XP has been funny enough for me to feel good about reading it on purpose.

It's a dog in a video game. You have to save it, feed it, and it becomes your partner.

I've never seen a game do that before. Huh.

I'm not complaining, I'm genuinely curious as to why it seems like everyone expected something like this to cost money.

I've never seen an entire game mode held back behind a map pack before. For the record I'm not "bleeding over the comment section", I genuinely was curious why everyone seemed to expect this to be behind a paywall.