That shrewd businessman who hates games is the one who looks at Miyamoto and said "you're going to make everyone here rich beyond our wildest dreams. Keep doing what you're doing"

So like, the guy had an eye for talent.

You'd think the novelty would wear off, but then your Jewish friend sees "Bruce Willis went back in time with BLANK to prove he's a wizard" and answers with the Holacost card.

Basically, it's REALLY hard for it to get old, especially if you have a lot of dark friends.

Segatlus, destroyer of worlds.

Not gonna lie, this miiight lead to some good things.

There's a difference between advertising and what they did with this.

I didn't even realize that was a thing. It shouldn't be, but at least it's tangently related to birds.

It's a phone game, I've played it, not a big fan. I think they're mixing of their Starwars cosplaying birds with GTA is just a clear attention grab.

I don't bash COD, I actually enjoyed Black Ops when I played it, felt it made a good Tom Clancy novel.

HEY HEY, WE'RE ANGRY BIRDS! ANGRY BIIIIIIIRDS! WE'RE STILL RELEVANT! WE'RE STILL RELEVANT!

Idiots.

I really have no idea what that could possibly mean. I'm sure it's, in the scope of the series, an equivalent of the "I am your father" moment, though.

Well, keep in mind they're all in power armour too.

Her seeming really small in Prime 2 comes from the Luminoth guys being like, 11 feet tall.

No I forgot your name sorry XP

IT's Wii U. You're experiencing a problem with your cache that makes the site not load properly. My web browser didn't tell me Peach was here until like, three days after.

She's around the same height as everyone but the black guy, maybe a bit taller then the others, she's just in the back of a V formation.

She was like 15 in that picture.

...I actually know nothing about the series so this is like, all over my head. Sounds interesting though!

What ACTUALLY happened? The "spoilers" part of this article doesn't spoil anything.

My coin flip says X.

Well, I just finished the mission where we have to bike away from the gang dudes (ie, the first mission) and I'm like, "why doesn't CJ immediately leave"

I'm sure the reasoning comes after this, but like...the instant I get shot at due to being near the wrong people is the instant I book a flight back to Liberty.

I've started playing San Andreas for the first time, actually, and I'm REALLY curious why CJ decides to stick around, given that the first two things that happen to him are.

1: A cop steals most of his money
2: A group of gangers shoot at him (in my case hitting me a lot) because he happened to be near people they hate.

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The most notable change to the series' formula is that there are now three protagonists for the player to control. Instead of one ambitious Tommy Vercetti or one reluctant Niko Bellic, players of GTA V can switch back and forth to steer a trio of men through the congested Los Santos and the vast Blaine County to the…

They do tell you what to buy in the shop, sorta. They have the P Bot guy hovering near items that are really important, like Guts and Spring.