"Would consider going back." This is the true definition of an optimist.
I think this accounts for this show addressing one of the key hardships of being a woman: having hair stuck in your buttcrack.
"You have a slightly faster processor, a slightly bigger battery, and an extra 1GB of RAM. Really only the camera gets a huge overhaul."
Unlike the binge-eating child who might stealth overeat in response to strict regimenting, how could a more strictly fed pet sneak treats on the down low, anyway?
There was this guy today at the cafe, where we were the only two people in the room, and he kept on staring at me, while I was eating, doing homework, and using the phone. And as I was using Tinder, I saw his profile, it was quite racially charged and full of fetishization (think confederate flags, Yellow Fever,…
YOU SEEM A LITTLE TOO PERSONALLY INVESTED IN THIS
It was this one.
Watch this kid ID those taillights — those physical, disembodied taillights — like a badass while being timed and on national television. Captain Sweater there doesn't break a sweat and only has to come back to one Volvo light. I'm sorry to say I haven't been able to confirm the spelling of this Taillight Savant's…
I remember watching this at the time and trying to compete with the kid, from the comfort of my couch.
We all know how this ends...
maybe they are trolling you back? MAYBE THEY READ THE ARTICLE?!?
His name was Javier and I met him when I worked at the bookstore in college. He was super hot, but that's because all he cared about in the world was his body. Good for him! Good for him. But between working out and moisturizing and hair care and trimming and and and, there was...not much left. But super hot and…
Got all busy on the dance floor with this hot Latin dude. We went back to his place, got naked, and we weren't even undressed two minutes and his load was all over my stomach. Expecting to continue and push through to another orgasm I stayed in bed all sexy-like preparing for more. He looked at me quizzically and…
My one wish is for a Donna Meagle spin off show. She can move to Seattle.
NO ME GUSTA.
her costumer just like- my god, can he dress her, she keeps looking FANTASTIC.
super jizzy-looking
but Bey told you: to the left, to the left